wing

To huck something at something with great force with the intent to cause massive damage.
"I'm gonna wing a tree at you if you don't shut up!"
by Vee Are Are Schee July 08, 2004
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krk

The logical response to brb in a chat conversation, indicating that the speaker recognizes the person's notice of abscense. Derives from the word "okay" or "kay" and can be used in a large chat with many people to direct the acknowledgement towards whomever said "brb".
cooldud3: fish are fantastic
superguy: they sure are
cooldud3: im gonna go get some, brb
superguy: krk
by Vee Are Are Schee February 24, 2006
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10-foot pole

A non-descript 10-foot pole used to touching things you would not want to touch with your hands (for example, poking a very decayed corpser)

Some things you would refrain from touching even when using a 10-foot pole. In that case, a 20-foot pole is required.

It is also, in some cases, used to describe a very large phallus.
I won't touch that rotting corpser! I'll use my 10-foot pole for it.

I wouldn't touch that dirty skank with a 10-foot pole!

His penis was unequaled in its size, and was reminiscent of a 10-foot pole.
by Vee Are Are Schee January 13, 2004
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El Mono

El Mono is the new way of communicating! By surgically installing an antenna into your head, you can call your friends with only a 60% chance of receiving head cancer!

Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
"I just had an El Mono installed, now I can call my friends where ever I want!"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
by Vee Are Are Schee October 20, 2003
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eating babies

Invariably the greatest pastime ever to be established as a professional sport.

The candied babies are the greatest.
I was bored, so I munched on the leg of a caramel-encrusted baby.
by Vee Are Are Schee February 03, 2004
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smarterchild

A pretentious robot who believes it's better than you, that spends its time on IM messaging services provided by AOL.
The worst part about SmarterChild is that you can't cause any real harm to it when it invariably irks you off.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 03, 2004
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monopoly

A game that makes children believe in a world of fantasy where battleships, thimbles, and hats are sentient and can own property. On the plus side, it raises the children to be investors and big-buisness types, which may not be on the plus side according to your views.
Monopoly made the child grow up to be a CEO who also thought he was a car.
by Vee Are Are Schee November 02, 2003
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