Van Stevens's definitions

Burp the Slob

Masturbation, Jerking off

With the wife away for a few hours, I decided to watch some porn and Burp the Slob.

by Van Stevens June 10, 2012

Snot Rifle

Penis

I pulled down my pants and the townsfolk marveled at my Snot Rifle.

by Van Stevens June 10, 2012

Corn Dot

Anus. Place where sometimes corn passes through.

I wiped quite hard this morning and chaffed my Corn Dot.

by Van Stevens July 12, 2009

Squid Eye

Anal opening.

I spread my fanny lobes and showed her my Squid Eye.

by Van Stevens July 12, 2009