4 definitions by Van Stevens

With the wife away for a few hours, I decided to watch some porn and Burp the Slob.
by Van Stevens March 5, 2012
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Anus. Place where sometimes corn passes through.
I wiped quite hard this morning and chaffed my Corn Dot.
by Van Stevens July 12, 2009
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I spread my fanny lobes and showed her my Squid Eye.
by Van Stevens July 12, 2009
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I pulled down my pants and the townsfolk marveled at my Snot Rifle.
by Van Stevens March 5, 2012
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