Definitions by Van Stevens

Snot Rifle

Penis

I pulled down my pants and the townsfolk marveled at my Snot Rifle.

Snot Rifle by Van Stevens June 10, 2012

Burp the Slob 

Masturbation, Jerking off

With the wife away for a few hours, I decided to watch some porn and Burp the Slob.

Burp the Slob by Van Stevens June 10, 2012

Corn Dot 

Anus. Place where sometimes corn passes through.

I wiped quite hard this morning and chaffed my Corn Dot.

Corn Dot by Van Stevens July 12, 2009

Squid Eye 

Anal opening.

I spread my fanny lobes and showed her my Squid Eye.

Squid Eye by Van Stevens July 12, 2009