Mustard Fart

When you have the hot farts and then go to the bathroom to test wipe and get a yellowish, brown color on the TP. It is usually a result from eating spicy fast food and tv dinners.
When I had to got to the bathroom and wiped my butt I noticed a yellowish-brown liquid on the paper, and I knew I was victim of a mustard fart because of all the spicy food I have been eating lately. It was messy.
by Vaimaster7 January 27, 2019
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Butt Dabbing

Similar to Vaginal Dabbing, but within the gay male community when a male inserts his finger into his rectum and pulls it out and then dabs behind their ears and neck area where one would apply a perfume or cologne in attempts to attract the opposite sex with pheromones, except in the case the same sex. Butt dabbers can usually be found at gay bars.
Johnny was getting ready to hit the gay scene up, but he decided to engage in a little butt dabbing before he left his apartment in attempts to attract other males at the gay club. What Johnny did not realize is he really just smelled like shit when he left.
by Vaimaster7 September 08, 2022
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bike queer

Someone that buys and babies high end carbon fiber bikes and hardly rides them just to sell them to buyers that ride frequently.
Check out this new Look carbon fiber bike I just purchased off this bike queer last weekend. What a moron he was, I totally underpaid for this bike that is practically new.
by Vaimaster7 April 19, 2019
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snatch drizzle

When a girl becomes wet before copulation and drizzles vaginal secretion down her inner thighs, legs, clothing, sheets, etc. Another way to say wet vagina.
Angela was so horny at the club last night that you could see her snatch drizzle through her mini skirt.
by Vaimaster7 December 28, 2016
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saucer titties

A mammory that is round an discus shaped under standard bra pressure. Usually found on breast of average women who enjoy wearing bikinis that are too primiscious for their body, can be found on onesies as well.
Omg, did you see Samantha and her bikini with her saucer titties allover Jonesy in the volley ball tourney. As if !?
by Vaimaster7 December 22, 2021
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