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Grey Shirt Douche

A lowly attired simple minded buffoon with their head in the clouds who disrespects and ignores fashion. A specific breed or subgenre of douche who is lame and weak. Women are also a plain grey shirt douche. Their head is low brow and in the clouds. They are obnoxious wet blankets.
Being a Grey Shirt Douche is not worthy of being a professional at anything throughout the world.
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Chuckmen

A white American douche who wears boring mens clothing. Usually tall, fit, but so bland and unfunny. Plain. Redwing Bro Loser. LEVIS aesthetic. Better than slum intelligence and shier typically. Boring Spouse.
Chuckmendale Ted will make a bland offering as a professional. Me Offer, Like Southpark .
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Cheeb

For having short hair, what a little cheebs'.
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Krismuhs Gewse

A term usually used to describe and/or replace anything that comes to mind, it can be use universally for any imaginable instance; It is also every part speech. It can also commonly be phrased with words like Nudle and Lulz
Just krismuhs gewse being such a krismuhs gewse krismuhs gewse trying to krismuhs gewse nudles? No, no, no, right from the krismuhs gewse it lacked enough krismuhs gewse to krismuhs gewse, krismus gewse? Lulz
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Flimhauser

A Flimhauser is a male by the coastal beaches who is caucasian, wears baggy dumb shants, whiffle trucker low brow surf shop hats, lame tilly's or surf shop dumber shirts, and is a wealthier husky bro douche adult. This archetype spawns flimhauser garbed dumb young women, wives especially, and children unfortunately. They are known to party more than an overprotective christian parent, but they bring the IQ and ability level down with their non smug or connoisseur embellishment of a wealthier life.
Flimhausers have a German good reputation in writing (hauser), but it's a dumb bro smash mouth stomp it down dumby. Wives who have surf shop whiffle trucker hats are what you check out and loose need to do Parisian achievement. To fit in jus succumb.
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Mibble

Someone who is so weak and ordinary that they turn all the hot shits weak and ugly feeling too.
What a mibble dibble sheep toddler of adulthood
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gay

a man with a fetish for getting pounded in the anus

and may experience an orgasm while going doo-doo
"i'm intolerant of those who choose to live a gay hating lifestyle, even though they are choosing to live how they truly are" quuote by a duche or a dumbass hipocrit
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