Definitions by Urbantheturban

Too far toni 

Someone who takes a joke way too far, or a situation.

See how messy that guy was he took it too far toni.

Too far toni by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Messy

Someone who drinks and takes excessive amounts of drugs.

Did you see how messy that guy was, didn’t even know what day it was.

Messy by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Get fucked 

Telling someone to do one, after they have just pissed on your shoes.

Oh go get fucked, you dirty little slag.

Get fucked by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Dirty little slag 

Someone who sleeps around behind people’s back. And then expects you to take her back.

Go fuck yourself you dirty little slag, don’t you ever come back.

Dirty little slag by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Pissing on your shoes 

When you put your trust in someone and then they shit on you from a serious height.

That girl cheats on you all the time dude, she’s constantly pissing on your shoes.

Pissing on your shoes by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Fuck you 

When someone can’t get their own way about things and they can’t physically touch you, so they use verbal language to get back at you.

OMG fuck you, never speak to me again.

Fuck you by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend 

A male who has never had a relationship.

OMG I still can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend, like seriously what is wrong with you!

Can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019