Urban yahtzee's definitions

procrastapoop

When you actually try doing your homework for once or if your just regularly doing it, but you keep having to poop, and so nothing gets done.

Teacher: Where's your homework

Billy: I really tried to do it Mrs. P, but I just couldn't stop procrastapooping

Teacher: Excuses, excuses

by Urban yahtzee March 15, 2015

wiping my ass

1. Dismissing an action from one's attention
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.

Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"

"Yo Jordan, did you hear about the test grades?! The average was below a 40%."

"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"

by Urban yahtzee May 28, 2018