Definitions by Urban yahtzee
wiping my ass
1. Dismissing an action from one's attention
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.
Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.
Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"
"Yo Jordan, did you hear about the test grades?! The average was below a 40%."
"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"
"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"
wiping my ass by Urban yahtzee May 28, 2018
procrastapoop
When you actually try doing your homework for once or if your just regularly doing it, but you keep having to poop, and so nothing gets done.
Teacher: Where's your homework
Billy: I really tried to do it Mrs. P, but I just couldn't stop procrastapooping
Teacher: Excuses, excuses
Billy: I really tried to do it Mrs. P, but I just couldn't stop procrastapooping
Teacher: Excuses, excuses
procrastapoop by Urban yahtzee March 15, 2015