Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Urban Leximologist

Woodring

The anus of a person who is about to receive anal sex.

I stuck my morning wood right in her woodring, that woke her up.

by Urban Leximologist February 8, 2010

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The disconcerting feeling one gets when one first encounters a "squirter" during engagement in sexual activity.

I didn't know she was a squirter, so I found the sudden spray of liquid during her orgasm to be very disconsquirting.

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Left feeling confused or astonished by the fact that one's sexual partner is a "squirter".

I had never heard of a "squirter" so when she had an orgasm and I was blinded by a stream of liquid, I felt very disconsquirted.

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Arrange in albums, as photographs are.

I finally got that pile of pictures all albumitized. It took me all weekend to albumitize them.

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The order in which pictures are arranged when placed in albums.

I albumitized all my pictures and now they're in albumetical order.

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