disconsquirted 

Left feeling confused or astonished by the fact that one's sexual partner is a "squirter".

I had never heard of a "squirter" so when she had an orgasm and I was blinded by a stream of liquid, I felt very disconsquirted.

disconsquirted by Urban Leximologist April 14, 2010

disconsquirting 

The disconcerting feeling one gets when one first encounters a "squirter" during engagement in sexual activity.

I didn't know she was a squirter, so I found the sudden spray of liquid during her orgasm to be very disconsquirting.

disconsquirting by Urban Leximologist April 14, 2010