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A versatile term originating from students at Birch Wathen Lenox, "crank" is used to portray any given action (most commonly hooking up or smoking marijuana.) However, it can be used to describe any action, as it is all up to the user's discretion.
Alternate Variations: Crank dat (any noun/verb)
Alternate Variations: Crank dat (any noun/verb)
Kid 1: I got OD trees
Kid 2: Can we crank?
Kid 1: I'm so cranked
Kid 1: How long have you been trying to get with her?
Kid 2: Two weeks
Kid 1: TWO weeks and you haven't cranked!?
Kid 1: Wanna go crank?
Kid 2: Cheel, I'm good.
Kid 1: Wow, crank dat gaysha
Kid 1: We gotta be beast stealthy
Kid 2: Yea, crank dat splinter cell
Kid 1: Crank dat bathroom?
Kid 2: Can we crank?
Kid 1: I'm so cranked
Kid 1: How long have you been trying to get with her?
Kid 2: Two weeks
Kid 1: TWO weeks and you haven't cranked!?
Kid 1: Wanna go crank?
Kid 2: Cheel, I'm good.
Kid 1: Wow, crank dat gaysha
Kid 1: We gotta be beast stealthy
Kid 2: Yea, crank dat splinter cell
Kid 1: Crank dat bathroom?
by Urban Dictionary May 3, 2008
Get the crankmug. The opposite of closed minded. Taking in any new information as the truth, without any objective analysis whatsoever.
Contrary to popular belief, this is not open mindedness. Open mindedness is finding a balance between closed mindedness and empty mindedness, allowing information in, but having a filter. Many people blame others for closed mindedness, claiming that they are open minded, when they are really only empty minded.
Here's a graphical representation for those of you that are verbally challenged:
Closed Minded----Open Minded----Empty Minded
Open minded, the balance of closed minded and empty minded, is the optimal thing to get. But, like I said, it is not achieved by just being empty minded; one must find a balance, not an extreme.
Contrary to popular belief, this is not open mindedness. Open mindedness is finding a balance between closed mindedness and empty mindedness, allowing information in, but having a filter. Many people blame others for closed mindedness, claiming that they are open minded, when they are really only empty minded.
Here's a graphical representation for those of you that are verbally challenged:
Closed Minded----Open Minded----Empty Minded
Open minded, the balance of closed minded and empty minded, is the optimal thing to get. But, like I said, it is not achieved by just being empty minded; one must find a balance, not an extreme.
Example:
:OMG I SAW DIS MOVEE ND NOW I BELEEV BUSH BLU UP THE WORLD TRADE CENTER!!!
-I accept your theories as valid speculation, but until you provide me with solid, grounded evidence I won't be able to truly believe in them. Based on the general unlikelihood of the notion of your idea being true without any proof, the theory has the burden of proof before it should be believed.
:NO LIEKOMGZ TEH MOVEE SED IT WUZ BUSH, LOOK HE WUZ TAKING ABOUT TERISM BE4 911 THAT MEENZ IT WUZ HIMZZZZZ!!!!w#!1111!!!1
-Yes, I saw the movie as well, and I understand your point, however these interesting coincidences only really justify further investigation, not immediate belief in the ideas. One can find equally interesting coincidences regarding essentially any ideal, however most of these suggest things that are untrue. That is the nature of coincidences, they suggest interest in trying to possibly find a cause for their pattern, however the pattern is usually just, well, a coincidence. I am willing to be open minded and accept your theory as valid speculation, as I said before, but I am not willing to be empty minded and just take it without thinking about it. Until there is more evidence that this is the case than that something else is the case, I won't be able to believe it.
:YOR SO CLOZD MINDED!!!!
-Well, I'm trying my best to be as objective as possible, however I suppose there is never any harm in trying to increase my objectivity, thanks for the tip. I think, however, you are probably a bit too "empty minded." No offense, just as a word of advice, perhaps you should take some time to think about your justification of your ideals. A course or two in logic might help you out.
:ZOMG YOR SO EVUL I CNT BELEEF YOO IM LEEVING!!!!!1112!211@!!!!!1!111eleven1!!!!111
:OMG I SAW DIS MOVEE ND NOW I BELEEV BUSH BLU UP THE WORLD TRADE CENTER!!!
-I accept your theories as valid speculation, but until you provide me with solid, grounded evidence I won't be able to truly believe in them. Based on the general unlikelihood of the notion of your idea being true without any proof, the theory has the burden of proof before it should be believed.
:NO LIEKOMGZ TEH MOVEE SED IT WUZ BUSH, LOOK HE WUZ TAKING ABOUT TERISM BE4 911 THAT MEENZ IT WUZ HIMZZZZZ!!!!w#!1111!!!1
-Yes, I saw the movie as well, and I understand your point, however these interesting coincidences only really justify further investigation, not immediate belief in the ideas. One can find equally interesting coincidences regarding essentially any ideal, however most of these suggest things that are untrue. That is the nature of coincidences, they suggest interest in trying to possibly find a cause for their pattern, however the pattern is usually just, well, a coincidence. I am willing to be open minded and accept your theory as valid speculation, as I said before, but I am not willing to be empty minded and just take it without thinking about it. Until there is more evidence that this is the case than that something else is the case, I won't be able to believe it.
:YOR SO CLOZD MINDED!!!!
-Well, I'm trying my best to be as objective as possible, however I suppose there is never any harm in trying to increase my objectivity, thanks for the tip. I think, however, you are probably a bit too "empty minded." No offense, just as a word of advice, perhaps you should take some time to think about your justification of your ideals. A course or two in logic might help you out.
:ZOMG YOR SO EVUL I CNT BELEEF YOO IM LEEVING!!!!!1112!211@!!!!!1!111eleven1!!!!111
by Urban Dictionary March 25, 2009
Get the Empty Mindedmug. 
The act of greeting another person, basically saying hello in a more ghetto fabulous way. A deuce is chucked when you hold your middle and index fingers like a peace sign, sideways with knuckles showing to whomever you are greeting.
Great way to show respect, say hello, greet anothe from a distance.
Great way to show respect, say hello, greet anothe from a distance.
by Urban Dictionary November 27, 2006
Get the chuck a deucemug. The response to any frustration in life. Gumby can be blamed for anything, and everything. The ultimate response.
*Gets an F on finals*
Guy: FUCK YOU GUMBY
Wife: I'm leaving you.
Husband: Ahhh FUCK YOU GUMBY
*Gets owned in Call of Duty*
Player: FUCK YOU GUMBY
Guy: FUCK YOU GUMBY
Wife: I'm leaving you.
Husband: Ahhh FUCK YOU GUMBY
*Gets owned in Call of Duty*
Player: FUCK YOU GUMBY
by Urban Dictionary December 21, 2010
Get the Fuck you gumbymug. (sentence)
-Ricky and Dan pulled a dped on Michelle.
(dialogue)
-Derek says wats DPed?
-Ricky says i fucked her in the ass while dan did her twat.
-Ricky and Dan pulled a dped on Michelle.
(dialogue)
-Derek says wats DPed?
-Ricky says i fucked her in the ass while dan did her twat.
by Urban Dictionary March 15, 2004
Get the DPedmug. From BC, standing for "Before Christ" but for politically correct reasons has been changed to BCE, meaning "Before the Common Era". Refers to the time before Jesus's birth. See also, CE
by Urban Dictionary October 25, 2004
Get the BCEmug.