Urban Dictionary's definitions

Shart

when you think you have to fart and you shit your pants hahah.

I drank to much one night and had the runs the next day, i was on the internet and i thought i was farting and sharted my pants.what a shart of a day!

by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2009

Duty Before Booty

When you're on the job and you cannot go messing with the hot chicks around you. This is to make sure one's mind is really on the job.

Guy 1: Dude go talk to those hot chicks!
Guy 2: Man... I can't... duty before booty, you know?

by Urban Dictionary January 6, 2007

muffin

1. a soft, moist, delicious, breakfast (or snack); the best food in the world, not to be confused with "english muffin"

2. Heavenly food

1. "Hey, Tony! Get me a blueberry muffin!"
2. "I will get a muffin one day."

by Urban Dictionary February 9, 2005

mildrid

used by nerdy guys or funny guys pretending to be nerdy to point out an attractive girl

Fellow males, Mildrid at 5 pie over 2 radians; fuzzleberries the tape on my glasses just fell off.

by Urban Dictionary April 25, 2004

the jam

A British three peice mod revival band from the 70's and 80's.

The Jams most famous song is probably A Town Called Malice.

by Urban Dictionary September 26, 2005

Cinco Ranch High School

Founded in 1999, Cinco Ranch has offered a world-class education to its graduates and continues this tradition of excellence. The school is located in the city of Katy, which is a suburb of Houston, TX. Its mascot is the cougar, and the colors are maroon and white. Approximately 3500 students enter the doors of the school each day. The student population is predominately Caucasian(~80%),and more and more minority students add up each year. Cinco Ranch has been nationally recognized through sports competitions and numerous other extracurricular activities. More than 100 registered student organizations exist today.

The first principal was Dr. Lowell Strike, who served till the Spring of 2004. He referred Cinco Ranch as "The Best High School in America."

The second and current principal is Ms. Bonnie Brasic, whom most students recall her most infamous line, "Go Gators!"

C-o.C-o-u-g.C-o-u-g-a-r-s CINCO COUGARS!

by Urban Dictionary October 14, 2006

kittrell

Someone who is very outgoing and loves their friends all the time. Scared of things at times, but triumphs them when they have inspiration. Someone who is very good at their talent, but shouldn't get a big head about it. Someone who believes in love and falls in love easily. Someone who has mixed emotions. Keep your Kittrell close to you. He probably loves you and will do anything for you. Kittrell you are an inspiration to us all

Kittrell is very outgoing
Kittrell can be my baby daddy

by UrBaN dIcTiOnArY October 10, 2013