Urban Dictionary's definitions

Credit Card

When you accidentally mess up on your skateboard and the board goes up your ass, or hits your balls

You ollie to start a hardflip and you do it just not completely and it lands with the tip on the ground and the other in an uncomfortable place Credit Carded

by Urban Dictionary July 20, 2008

switzered

The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.

George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.

by Urban Dictionary January 23, 2004

Fiezer

A mixture between the words "fuck" and "shiezer"(actually spelt scheiser)
It is socially acceptable because it is also a drug company (pfizer)

I invented this word, oh, about two days ago. already it is being used by a multitude of people.

teacher- what are you doing out of class??
Drew- FIEZER!!!
teacher- WHAT??!
Drew- um, i need my medicine
teacher- what?
Drew- Im having an alergic reaction, i need my pfizer medication
teacher- oh really, what are you alergic to?
Drew- YOU, BITCH (<<oops)

by Urban Dictionary May 29, 2005

Shart

when you think you have to fart and you shit your pants hahah.

I drank to much one night and had the runs the next day, i was on the internet and i thought i was farting and sharted my pants.what a shart of a day!

by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2009

wenzeled

1. Defrauded by an Internet seller.
2. Publicly outed as fraudulent person of low character.

"Hey, wanna buy some bran new gears for your truck?"
"LOL ok, here's $115"
"Now I want $140 for used gears out of my 2WD truck"
"Oh snap! I just got wenzeled!"

by Urban Dictionary November 13, 2005

ARGHOR

A word of frustration. Its not really good word to scream out loud, it just sounds kinda funny, but its a very good word to hear in your head, or to use in instant messaging to display frustration. It is similar to "ugh," but it is a bit angrier, its kinda like a good way to say "fuck!" when something really annoying just happened.

ARGHOR!!!
my fucking internet is broken!!!!

by Urban Dictionary August 10, 2006

Camaro

yes corvettes r faster and more expensive, but they lack the style in the 1st generation camaros. 1st gen camaros are godlike. if i had to have sex with ne car it would be a 67 camaro with a 502, preferably yellow with black racing stripes, plus some dece racing slicks, made to piss pound mustangs bitch asses

Teddy:sorry dad, i wrapped ur mustang around a tree.
Dad: ah, who cares, it wasnt a camaro neway, its not like it was fast or cool. well hell, for getting rid of that pile of crap, ill raise ur allowance to 14 cents a week, u know thats all we can afford, thats y we bought the mustang instead of the camaro in the fisrt place.

by Urban Dictionary June 16, 2003