Urban Dictionary's definitions

The Tar and Feather

When one shaves their bush over a clean towell. Then takes the towell, folds it back up nicely, and places it in the cabinet. Then when the next person takes a shower, they will dry off with the towell covered in delicious pubes. The crusty crotch pubes will stick all over their clean naked body.

Jayson shaved his bush over a nice clean towell. Then he folded the towell back up and placed it in the cabinet. Later on that day Tyler took a shower and when he was finished he dried off with the pube covered towell... Tyler cried because he had pubes in his mouth and eyes. I think some of Jayson's pubes got tangeld with Tyler's pubes..Then tyler took another shower. The Tar and Feather

by Urban Dictionary November 22, 2007

dirty taco

When someone is sleeping or passed out and another person spreads his/hers buttocks cheeks and goes on to sit on the sleeping person face. These steps may be repeated a number of times until the person awakes to take a bite of this festive mexican treat of anus.

Cam drank so much he passed out and didn't wake up until I gave him 43 dirty tacos.

by Urban Dictionary April 26, 2003

Phone Chess

The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)

"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"

by Urban Dictionary June 26, 2008

T.N.B.F.N.M.

Slang acronym. Satnds for:
Trust No Bitch, Fear No Man

Often used as myspace headline. "T.N.B.F.N.M."

by Urban Dictionary April 11, 2008

Sagan

Some guy on the net that has enough DOS bots and exploit knowledge to drop the net.

I have a death wish so i'm going to go into Sagan's IrCQNet channel and abuse him.

by Urban Dictionary October 17, 2003

> *

Used to signify that something is THE BEST and nothing could ever top it.

The ">" symbol means "greater than", while the "*" symbol is a wildcard which basically means it can be replaced with anything.

Person A: Man, Angelina Jolie is the hottest!
Person B: You've got it all wrong dude, Jennifer Connelly > *

by Urban Dictionary November 8, 2007

monica

the sexiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile that makes you poop your pants. but you gotta love her :D

DAMN!!!! look at that sexy monica over there. she is the sexiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile that makes you poop your pants. but you gotta love her :D

by Urban Dictionary February 23, 2008