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Society Dwelling Mother Fucker
as in Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society
can also stand for Strength Determination Merciless Forever.
On The Black Label Website they will often refer to their fans as S.D.M.F.ers
by Urban Dictionary July 7, 2005
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An extremely overrated president. A criminal. The Kennedy money came from stealing and murdering. He was assassinated by the only sane person left in the country at the time. After that, the whole country went insane, therefore inflating JFK's insane popularity. If Oswald didn't kill him, you would learn about a criminal, terrible president, and whore user person thingy in school.
Thanks to my grandpa, G. Warren Nutter (assistant secretary of defense of foreign affairs during the latter end of the Vietnam war), JFK's stupid war was won, but the stupid population wanted to end it because they actually thought we were loosing. HA! dumbasses
by Urban Dictionary May 17, 2005
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A thing or person that is wider than it is longer. It doesnt only apply to cocks you dumb fucks!
Mr. Flood is a choad
by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2004
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License plate that Kramer received accidentally on an episode of Seinfeld. It was supposed to go to a proctologist. He uses it to park in a reserved spot for doctors and gets caught by the man it was supposed to belong to.
Cosmo Kramer, the "ass man"
by Urban Dictionary March 28, 2005
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The town of Newton Massachusetts. Has a lot of Jews. Is called Jewton.
Yo man, lets go to the new jewish deli in Jewton.
by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2005
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No the Knights Who until recently said ne Actually Say Icky-Icky-Icky-Ptang-Zoop-Boing! followed (muffle noise unable to make out sound) this is pronounced "eky eky Pitang zoop bong." proof of this is in the subtitles for all you people who illegally downloaded it! And Graham Chapman came back from the dead and told me so himself. so Have that, Ne
"a shrubbery"
no you are ponucing it Wrong it's Pi-Tang
Get on with it
"Scene Twenty-Four"
by Urban Dictionary March 29, 2005
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