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douche fag

when you wanna call someone a douche bag but realize its overused, so you add fag at the end instead.
by Urban Dictionary June 25, 2006
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Ellen A. Muth

A very smart, pretty, cool, sweet, etc. actress who stars in dead like me a showtime tv original series, which is getting cancled by bobgreenblatt the devil's spawn!
by Urban Dictionary January 15, 2005
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dirty taco

When someone is sleeping or passed out and another person spreads his/hers buttocks cheeks and goes on to sit on the sleeping person face. These steps may be repeated a number of times until the person awakes to take a bite of this festive mexican treat of anus.
Cam drank so much he passed out and didn't wake up until I gave him 43 dirty tacos.
by Urban Dictionary April 26, 2003
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Phone Chess

The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)
"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"
by Urban Dictionary June 26, 2008
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lugie

A chunk of snot with a certain viscosity or consistency which makes it able to be spit long distances.
I just hucked a lugie on the window and it's really hanging in there...
by Urban Dictionary December 16, 2008
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dinky

A modern couple who prefer to enjoy life a bit before having kids. Usually the couple will be seen as "careless" with money - when in fact they're just harmlessly spending the money they have saved by not having kids early in life.

"Double Income No Kids Yuppie"

Seen as derogatory term by over-jealous idiots that decide to have kids at 16 and therefore have lost the majority of their youth to dirty nappies and child benefit.

Little do they realise that most DINKYs settle down at 30 and have kids - so they get the best of both worlds. In fact most DINKYs by this point have been able to save some of their extra cash to support the child when it finally comes...giving the child a better chance at life.
"I see the dinkys next door have bought themselves a new 42" plasma screen tv. Its disgusting I tell ya. They don't know what they're missing."

or

"How can you possibly afford that amazing school for kids??"
"oh simple really, we were DINKYs until about 3 years ago, so we were able to put some money aside as well as enjoying ourselves...we have enough left over to get them into a decent college when they're old enough too"
by Urban Dictionary January 12, 2014
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demented

Result of sever head trauma, hence, retarded.
-That damn son-a-bitch gowt hit wit dis here club 'n' now he aint say nuthin no more.
-That demented moron looks at walls more than tits
by Urban Dictionary February 27, 2005
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