Urban Dictionary's definitions

metromo sexual

somewhere in between a homosexual and a metrosexual. they don't what they are.

the metromo sexual got fucked by a panda and he wasn't sure if he liked it. he was a confused.

by Urban Dictionary February 18, 2009

Never say Never

Another retarded "hit" made by the all too famous Justin Bieber. This movie was made to 'up' his reputation, but utterly made it worse. Honestly, this kid just looks even more fucking retarded than usual - making a biography at age 17.

Jill: OHMYGODZOMGOMGOMG JUSTIN BEBIER IS COMING OTU WITH NEVER SAY NEVER OMGZ AHHHH!! *Pants get wet*

Straight man: *Facepalm* Fucking retard.

by Urban Dictionary March 10, 2011

hnq

Hit it and Quit it
Basically a one night stand. :

I decided to hnq with Jessica last night... What a dumb cunt! She fell for it.
SCORE

by Urban Dictionary July 23, 2007

south park

a quit little red ned-neck, white trash, trailer town, mountain town.

South park is fuckin sweet!

by Urban Dictionary October 23, 2004

tout

1. someone who purchases tickets for an event then sells them on at a much larger price at the "entrance to the event" or on ebay.

2. someone who purchases any spare tickets you have for a fair price then event "at the entrance" then sells them on at a unfair price.

see also scalper

guy1 "there sold out ill just get it on ebay"
guy2 "from a tout are you mad just think you would probably have a ticket at the right price if it wasn't for that ass hole."

by Urban Dictionary December 28, 2005

Ayse

This is Turkish and the definition is "She whom must be obeyed". Therefore she must be given everything to fulfill her every need and desire...so...

When your girl (or boy if you want) demands something and you give in..or OBEY as the name suggests...this is called an Ayse

by Urban Dictionary February 25, 2005

S.D.M.F.

Society Dwelling Mother Fucker
as in Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society
can also stand for Strength Determination Merciless Forever.

On The Black Label Website they will often refer to their fans as S.D.M.F.ers

by Urban Dictionary July 21, 2005