Definitions by Urban Dictionarion

philosophellatian 

One who believes in philosophellatio, which states that every man must have a woman suck his dick at least once in his lifetime.

Scholarly philosophellatians from the 18th century were persecuted for their beliefs; despite this persecution, the philosophellatians have managed to publish texts explaining their views on the matter of philosophellatio.

philosophellatian by Urban Dictionarion February 21, 2012

swastikrap 

Crap that racists, anti-Semites, and all other bigots are full of. They think it's cool to hate blacks, Jews, gays, etc., when really it's only cool to hate bigotry.

It would have been nice if a giant gorilla pinned Hitler to a wall, ass raped him, and made him regurgitate his swastikrap.

swastikrap by Urban Dictionarion February 20, 2012

Deonardo LiCaprio 

n - An actor whose performance quality is inconceivably awful, opposite from the quality of Leonardo DiCaprio's work.

John: Hey, do you wanna watch these movies with me?

Craig: Nah, I don't like watching movies starring Deonardo LiCaprios. I think I'm gonna go by Mike's place and watch Blood Diamond, Titanic, and Shutter Island while you waste your time with utter garbage.

Deonardo LiCaprio by Urban Dictionarion February 14, 2012

cock and balls

A phrase that can be translated as the number "100"

Jennifer: Hey, what did you get on your exam?

Adam: Cock and balls!!

Jennifer: Great job!

cock and balls by Urban Dictionarion February 14, 2012

8 

Infinity lying down, taking a nap. It needs to take a rest every once in a while so it can properly function as being the most kick-ass concept of all time.

Dave: Is that an 8?

Sam: No, look closer. Infinity's taking a snooze.

(Dave moves closer to take a clearer look)

Sam: Not that close, you insolent fuck!

8 by Urban Dictionarion February 14, 2012

Whorschach 

Watchmen superhero Rorschach's cunt of a mother.

How Whorschach could produce the most awesome superhero of all time is beyond me.

Whorschach by Urban Dictionarion February 14, 2012

Ludacrisp 

A tasty cereal typically eaten by black people.

Yo, hook a brotha up with some Ludacrisp!

Ludacrisp by Urban Dictionarion February 14, 2012