Person 1: A new guy started working at my office today.
Person 2: What is he like?
Person 1: He's a Couchy. Lucky he isn't sitting near me
Person 2: What is he like?
Person 1: He's a Couchy. Lucky he isn't sitting near me
by Unofficial Mayor March 01, 2018
The act of inserting a finger in your own arse at the same time as fisting your lady's vagina while having anal sex.
"I managed to tick off a Brigdo on my bucket list last night. It was amazing but I feel a bit degraded."
by Unofficial Mayor March 02, 2018
A homosexual that takes a shit on the kitchen floor to mark his/her territory when leaving a person's house after a one night stand
Ben: I went home with that bloke from the nightclub last night.
Tim: Did you fuck him?
Ben: Too right I did. I celebtrated with a Bismay before I left this morning.
Tim: Did you fuck him?
Ben: Too right I did. I celebtrated with a Bismay before I left this morning.
by Unofficial Mayor February 27, 2018
A piece of (usually square) cloth used to clean-up or catch any bodily discharge other than from the nose, and retained for future use.
by Unofficial Mayor June 01, 2018
The time honoured traditiobn of sitting back and being showered with rivers of ejaculate from your girlfriend's father in honour of having successfully accomplished a Conquer the King , thus acknowledging that he has been conquered.
Fred: "How was your night last night?"
Tony: "I must say it was one of the best nights of my life. Not only did I Conquer the King, but he acknowledged my new status with a Coronoation"
Tony: "I must say it was one of the best nights of my life. Not only did I Conquer the King, but he acknowledged my new status with a Coronoation"
by Unofficial Mayor September 25, 2024
Jeremy: If you need to use the bathroom avoid the third cubicle.
Mark: Why?
Jeremy: I had a vindaloo for dinner last night and managed to achieve a Maconatchie without even trying.
Mark: Why?
Jeremy: I had a vindaloo for dinner last night and managed to achieve a Maconatchie without even trying.
by Unofficial Mayor February 28, 2018
A turd taken in Hawaii after a large feed where the turd is so large it rests on the base of the toilet bowl and breaches the water in the toilet bowl
I ate a Quarter Pounder and nuggets last night and had to suffer through a Waikiki Wipe this morning. I am exhausted.
by Unofficial Mayor March 04, 2018