Definitions by Unofficial Mayor
A Coronoation
The time honoured traditiobn of sitting back and being showered with rivers of ejaculate from your girlfriend's father in honour of having successfully accomplished a Conquer the King , thus acknowledging that he has been conquered.
Fred: "How was your night last night?"
Tony: "I must say it was one of the best nights of my life. Not only did I Conquer the King, but he acknowledged my new status with a Coronoation"
Tony: "I must say it was one of the best nights of my life. Not only did I Conquer the King, but he acknowledged my new status with a Coronoation"
A Coronoation by Unofficial Mayor September 25, 2024
stankychief
A piece of (usually square) cloth used to clean-up or catch any bodily discharge other than from the nose, and retained for future use.
stankychief by Unofficial Mayor June 1, 2018
Waikiki Wipe
A turd taken in Hawaii after a large feed where the turd is so large it rests on the base of the toilet bowl and breaches the water in the toilet bowl
I ate a Quarter Pounder and nuggets last night and had to suffer through a Waikiki Wipe this morning. I am exhausted.
Waikiki Wipe by Unofficial Mayor March 4, 2018
Brigdo
The act of inserting a finger in your own arse at the same time as fisting your lady's vagina while having anal sex.
"I managed to tick off a Brigdo on my bucket list last night. It was amazing but I feel a bit degraded."
Brigdo by Unofficial Mayor March 2, 2018
Couchy
Person 1: A new guy started working at my office today.
Person 2: What is he like?
Person 1: He's a Couchy. Lucky he isn't sitting near me
Person 2: What is he like?
Person 1: He's a Couchy. Lucky he isn't sitting near me
Couchy by Unofficial Mayor March 1, 2018
Maconatchie
Jeremy: If you need to use the bathroom avoid the third cubicle.
Mark: Why?
Jeremy: I had a vindaloo for dinner last night and managed to achieve a Maconatchie without even trying.
Mark: Why?
Jeremy: I had a vindaloo for dinner last night and managed to achieve a Maconatchie without even trying.
Maconatchie by Unofficial Mayor February 28, 2018
Bismay
A homosexual that takes a shit on the kitchen floor to mark his/her territory when leaving a person's house after a one night stand
Ben: I went home with that bloke from the nightclub last night.
Tim: Did you fuck him?
Ben: Too right I did. I celebtrated with a Bismay before I left this morning.
Tim: Did you fuck him?
Ben: Too right I did. I celebtrated with a Bismay before I left this morning.
Bismay by Unofficial Mayor February 27, 2018