Someone with a concave penis.
by Unknown to you (& let's keep it that way) April 07, 2008

by Unknown to you (& let's keep it that way) April 07, 2008

A made up language which cannot actually be spoken aloud, but rather only tpyed over the Internet. The language cannot be understood by most as it is only consists of a bunch of random letters being hit on the keyboard. However, it can be understood by the elite members of the Ashley Society. Ashliguage is used to express any emotion that you want it to (ie. happiness, boredom, excitement, being scared, etc).
Person #1: Dude, did you hear about TH coming to town next month?
Person #2: Nndu4yu3y7y&@T!*TN*~!! OMFG NO! @#HJ$Y&@nmfug!(&*
Person #1: Whoa, calm down. No need to break out the Ashliguage.
Person #2: I can't help it. They're my fave band! H#&Y$&y87*#^@!!!!!!!
Person #2: Nndu4yu3y7y&@T!*TN*~!! OMFG NO! @#HJ$Y&@nmfug!(&*
Person #1: Whoa, calm down. No need to break out the Ashliguage.
Person #2: I can't help it. They're my fave band! H#&Y$&y87*#^@!!!!!!!
by Unknown to you (& let's keep it that way) January 31, 2008

Stands for: Forever The Sickest Kids
FTSK is a band from Dallas, Texas. They are a rock/powerpop band that consists of 6 members. For more info check them out at MySpace.
FTSK is a band from Dallas, Texas. They are a rock/powerpop band that consists of 6 members. For more info check them out at MySpace.
"FTSK is an amazing band."
by Unknown to you (& let's keep it that way) January 17, 2008

The feeling a man gets after getting extremely drunk, eating a full jar of mayonnaise and then getting laid.
"Oh last night I left so mantastic!"
by Unknown to you (& let's keep it that way) April 07, 2008

Rose: What's going on Bob?
Bob: Did you hear about the funkmendler on the loose?
Rose: Oh my god, no I didn't!
Bob: Did you hear about the funkmendler on the loose?
Rose: Oh my god, no I didn't!
by Unknown to you (& let's keep it that way) April 07, 2008

by Unknown to you (& let's keep it that way) May 20, 2008
