Definitions by Unhinged Farris wheel

chitter on the shitter

When you are shitting on the toilet so aggressively you start to make hamster noises

bestie 1: BESTIE! I'm committing a chitter on the shitter

Other bestie: THIS IS THE 3RD FUCKING TIME THIS WEEK

chitter on the shitter by Unhinged Farris wheel May 23, 2026

Metric shit ton

The unit of measurement when you see an abundance of something that shocks you that you combine the metric system and a guesstimate system in order to explain the absurdity of the situation

Radiologist: that's a metric shit ton of cucumbers in that guy's ass

doctor: welp, total of 27. he beat my record.

Radiologist: What the fuck?!?!

Metric shit ton by Unhinged Farris wheel May 12, 2026

Square-fruit to the second tower

The shit that your best friend says when she does meth and not math

Bestie: square-fruit to the second tower

Me: go back to rehab

Square-fruit to the second tower by Unhinged Farris wheel February 21, 2026

shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV

a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce

Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline

shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025

2 shits to sunday 

The phrase you say when someone asks what, when, where, how, and why something or someone is the way it is, basicly the answer to every question.

My bio mother: why do you hate me

Me: 2 shits to sunday

Person in background: DAMNNNNN!!!

2 shits to sunday by Unhinged Farris wheel July 7, 2025