Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Unhinged Farris wheel

Square-fruit to the second tower

The shit that your best friend says when she does meth and not math

Bestie: square-fruit to the second tower

Me: go back to rehab

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a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce

Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline

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The phrase you say when someone asks what, when, where, how, and why something or someone is the way it is, basicly the answer to every question.

My bio mother: why do you hate me

Me: 2 shits to sunday

Person in background: DAMNNNNN!!!

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