Undead Monarch's definitions

Fish

A fish

You're a fish!

by Undead Monarch June 16, 2025

Dickwaffle

Someone who doesn't give a shit what they're doing, but it pisses you off.

Sam: "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Ron: " I dunno."
Sam: "C'mon dude, stop being such a dickwaffle."

by Undead Monarch December 18, 2025

Hoderra

A word that is said twice and the R's are rolled. It is a shortening of the phrase "Hold up!"

Friend One: Hey, come on. We gotta leave.

Friend Two: Hoderra! Hoderra! Don't leave without me. I need to grab my phone.
Friend One: Alright, but be quick.

by Undead Monarch May 15, 2025

Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."

1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.

by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025