Definitions by Undead Monarch

Dickwaffle

Someone who doesn't give a shit what they're doing, but it pisses you off.

Sam: "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Ron: " I dunno."
Sam: "C'mon dude, stop being such a dickwaffle."

Dickwaffle by Undead Monarch December 18, 2025

Fish 

A fish

You're a fish!

Fish by Undead Monarch June 16, 2025

Jocks my cock 

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."

1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.

Jocks my cock by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025

Hoderra 

A word that is said twice and the R's are rolled. It is a shortening of the phrase "Hold up!"

Friend One: Hey, come on. We gotta leave.

Friend Two: Hoderra! Hoderra! Don't leave without me. I need to grab my phone.
Friend One: Alright, but be quick.

Hoderra by Undead Monarch May 15, 2025