teams

a common term used in online video games when one team has a numerical advantage of atleast two extra playersover the other

when "teams" is called out, players should view the number of players for each team and make them even by switching or spectating

however, if a team has only a one man advantage eg, 8v7....it is not appropriate to call out teams

teams, 11v9

why didnt nobody switch and make em even? gg teams

noob: teams!!!!1
player B: its 7 vs 6, you want us to cut a player in half?

by uncle sam May 15, 2004

George W. Bush

The quintessential American; one who we should all strive to be

Gee, i wish i was George W. Bush. What a great American

by Uncle Sam March 10, 2005

laggy

the condition that some noob crys about because he connected to a server half way around the world

generic noob: omg!! wtf is up with this ghey laggy server!!!!

John Doe: stfu noob and find a server closer to u

by uncle sam August 06, 2003

Nationalist

One strong enough to be amoral in the name of a greater good such as intimidation or fun.

I am an american nationalist so who cares about Iraq.

Let Iraqi nationalist, not american hippies, worry about the Iraqi people.

by Uncle Sam October 08, 2003

ROM

read only memory
data that cant be modified

the world ROM has now been commonly used to describe various games that operate on various emulators

Noob: where can i download some Xbox roms and emulator!!!
Mikr: there are no Xbox roms that work on an emulator idiot

by uncle sam August 07, 2003

the screen savers

the best show techtv had going for them until faggots at g4 took over. They have taken out the entire original cast and replaced them with complete posers who dont even know technology. But thats ok the now 99% of the show isnt even about technology anymore.

Unless your some faggot fanboy yo would know g4 sux.

by uncle sam December 11, 2004

jerry rice

undisputed "greatest wide reciever ever" in the NFL who spent most of his career with the 49ers

i would have rather seen rice retire than drag on his career with other teams

by uncle sam December 08, 2004