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shambord

A spontaneous ejaculatory exclamation akin to “Oh my!” or “what a thing to see!” or “I feel surprised at that!” that pertains to conceal the original Mavis-Staples, Michael Jackson, Bo-Selector pronunciation within a distinctively French verbal wrapper. The ‘Bord’ connotes centuries of cultivated Bordeaux wineries thus elevating it beyond the funk and soul originals (and subsequent parasitic 80s devolvement-demise).
Person A: It’s freezing cold for a dog walk today, isn’t it?

Person B: Shambord!
by Uncle Ramjam November 21, 2025
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galumpher

To engage in swarthy manoeuvrings. To digest and consume with abandonment.
Crossing lands as a galumpher mayn’t.”
by Uncle Ramjam March 20, 2025
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YorkWolf

A person (usually a learning designer) who has listened to so much of a particular dialect (in this case the Yorkshire-region) that he/she begins to howl in an identical accent at the screen in spite of the fact that no-one up North deserves this monitor-spraying behaviour.
"Ay up me monitor"

That learning designer is fast becoming a YorkWolf.
by Uncle Ramjam February 22, 2023
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Bowerman

To have frail lungs (usually due to chemical activity or exposure). Ironic use of the term power.
I used to have power, man but now I’m a bowerman.
by Uncle Ramjam June 26, 2021
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shambord

A spontaneous ejaculatory exclamation akin to “Oh my!” or “what a thing to see!” or “I feel surprised at that!” that pertains to conceal the original Mavis-Staples, Michael Jackson, Bo-Selector pronunciation within a distinctively French verbal wrapper. The ‘Bord’ connotes centuries of cultivated Bordeaux wineries thus elevating it beyond the funk and soul originals (and subsequent parasitic 80s devolvement-demise).
Person A: It’s freezing cold for a dog walk today, isn’t it?

Person B: Shambord!
by Uncle Ramjam November 21, 2025
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vygotsky

A Russian who defined the importance of lecturing without hope of relief or banter due to the echo chamberism. Also linked to Proximal development.
Vygotsky Man you got me in the Proximal Zone Baby.
by Uncle Ramjam March 16, 2021
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