Uncle Joosie's definitions
when racist lunatic donald trump steps to the podium against any sane Democrat and takes a crap on himself
Carla was 10 minutes in watching trump and Joe Biden at the debate and wanted to cram shards of glass in her eyes. "this ain't no discussion about policy; it's a fucking Duhbate!" she then poured a glass of Chardonnay and flipped over to Netflix.
by Uncle Joosie September 30, 2020
Get the Duhbatemug. Just before sprinting through halls of congress in fear of his life on Jan 6th, Joshua Hawley raised his fist in solidarity with Hillbilly Seditionists. Lying-liar Fisty McManhood then decided to pay a ghostwriter for a piece-of-shit book that he slapped his name on, in which he screeches about attacks on masculinity and what it means to be a "real" dude.
by Uncle Joosie May 25, 2023
Get the Fisty McManhoodmug. Fat Orange Nixon slowly listed off a group of GOP complicit traitors attending a recent meeting and mangled First Lady Mike Pence's name. "Chuck Grassley was there; Joni Ernst and John Thune; and Mike Pounds. Just a whole group of great people."
by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020
Get the Mike Poundsmug. agreeing in drag
Sasha Colby was dishing on Anetra’s dress with Lux Noir London and said “that custom dress with crystals was fierce.” Lux replied “Boots!”
by Uncle Joosie December 24, 2024
Get the Bootsmug. Travis the 6-year-old finished up bath time and got out. Bob, his dad, said “do the Dalmatian Shake!” and Travis shook off the bath water just like a Dalmatian who just came out of the lake
by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2025
Get the Dalmatian Shakemug. when Carol's phone buzzed with an urgent alert she eye-rolled cuz it was another hysterical post from Carl. "there's our Nervous NextDoor Nancy hearing gunfire again" she welped.
by Uncle Joosie January 21, 2020
Get the Nervous NextDoor Nancymug. by Uncle Joosie September 26, 2018
Get the cement gumsmug.