Definitions by Uncle Joosie
Nazi Tank
Space Karen Elon Musk is crazy in love with his new Nazi Tank, also known as the Cybertruck, which is a piece of shit on 3 wheels (the fourth fell off). riddled with bugs and deficiencies and ugly as dogshit, Apartheid Clyde's Nazi Tank—when not crashing into parked cars and medians—have accelerators that break and panels literally falling off.
Nazi Tank by Uncle Joosie April 15, 2024
Upcycled Nutbags
Chief Justice John Roberts is a poster child for Upcycled Nutbags. he worked for Dubya in Bush v. Gore and, after Junior stole the presidency in 2000, he was upcycled to Chief Justice of the Supreme Court—and continues his work for right-wing assholes to present day.
Upcycled Nutbags by Uncle Joosie April 3, 2024
Don Poorleone
Don Poorleone was trending on Twitter because Casino Mobster is getting sued to oblivion and can't even rub two nickles together
Don Poorleone by Uncle Joosie March 24, 2024
Driveby Knuckle Children
Louis, a mild-mannered demure guy, had just started dating horny, hung Dave. Louis wanted to "take things slow" and not fornicate right away. This gave Dave frustrated blue balls. One day after work they were heading upstairs and Dave grabbed Louis and went to the bathroom, where he pulled Louis' hand around and together they jerked Dave off leaving Driveby Knuckle Children all over the bathroom.
Driveby Knuckle Children by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2024
Chaka Con
when stochastic terrorist Chaya Raichik blinks twice her toothless, violent army calls in bomb threats and pollutes school-board meetings. she is Chaka Con, and is probably the dumbest of Elmo Musky's gal pals.
Chaka Con by Uncle Joosie March 4, 2024
Indicktable
Sporkfoot Margie 3-Toes was recently reading some nonsense into congressional record and faceplanted trying to say "indictable" and instead said "Indicktable crimes" in reference to Hunter Biden—proving yet again Marge's mind is always on sniffing Hunter's dick pics as horny suburban mom.
Indicktable by Uncle Joosie February 2, 2024
did Trevor do it??
young, white Dylan was a leader inside Casino Mobster's cult movement when suddenly security frog-marched him out of a Nazi rally. "did Trevor do it??" he could be heard squealing into his phone as he recorded his dramatic exit. "was Trevor the one who squealed?" Dylan left the building and went to Cracker Barrel for lunch with his mother.
did Trevor do it?? by Uncle Joosie January 25, 2024