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Sasha Colby was dishing on Anetra’s dress with Lux Noir London and said “that custom dress with crystals was fierce.” Lux replied “Boots!”
by Uncle Joosie December 24, 2024
Get the Boots mug.Fat Orange Nixon slowly listed off a group of GOP complicit traitors attending a recent meeting and mangled First Lady Mike Pence's name. "Chuck Grassley was there; Joni Ernst and John Thune; and Mike Pounds. Just a whole group of great people."
by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020
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Carla was 10 minutes in watching trump and Joe Biden at the debate and wanted to cram shards of glass in her eyes. "this ain't no discussion about policy; it's a fucking Duhbate!" she then poured a glass of Chardonnay and flipped over to Netflix.
by Uncle Joosie September 30, 2020
Get the Duhbate mug.Just before sprinting through halls of congress in fear of his life on Jan 6th, Joshua Hawley raised his fist in solidarity with Hillbilly Seditionists. Lying-liar Fisty McManhood then decided to pay a ghostwriter for a piece-of-shit book that he slapped his name on, in which he screeches about attacks on masculinity and what it means to be a "real" dude.
by Uncle Joosie May 25, 2023
Get the Fisty McManhood mug."RNC can censure whomever they please" Kremlin Kevin McCarthy told CNN. "The Democratic policies have detrimated our neighborhoods and also I love Vlad Putin more than my wife"
by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2022
Get the Detrimated mug.Lou and Skyler turned on the evening news and ended up shouting at their screen. “why the ACTUAL fuck is this Emily person blabbing to multiple media outlets? #TFG is on-the-hook for felonies and she could be screwing things up. Chatty Emily might ratfuck everything in her 15 minutes”
by Uncle Joosie February 22, 2023
Get the Chatty Emily mug.when the ladies of Atlanta’s Real Housewives were unpacking LaToya’s relationship with Prophet Lott they called the rumors the holy drip
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