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Definitions by Uncle Joosie

Stefanikking 

when you lie to please a tyrant
Representative Elise from New York was grandstanding, lying and obfuscating during Trump impeachment hearings; her desperate Stefanikking was patently obvious to millions watching
Stefanikking by Uncle Joosie November 16, 2019

ass splasher 

Cletus had an unusually difficult poop so he spent a few minutes with his ass splasher and felt a LOT better.
ass splasher by Uncle Joosie July 21, 2019

Bragging Cunt

when your best pal is SO proud of being cunty to you he brags about it after
After Carl made fun of Finnegan for being bald he exclaimed "wow I got you good I'm like SO awesome at this" to which Finnegan replied "wow you're like a special breed of Bragging Cunt"
Bragging Cunt by Uncle Joosie June 24, 2019

Prime Meat Text 

impressive penis pics from Jeff Bezos sent to his lover, Lauren Sanchez
An alert popped up on Lauren's phone one morning that she thought was an eggplant; when she opened it Lauren realized she'd just received an very impressive Prime Meat Text from Bezos, Amazon's Founder.

Sugar Chicken 

like sugar daddy except as a young twink
on their third date, Titus and Benji went to a pricey Italian restaurant for a romantic dinner. Benji, 20 years younger, decided to pick up the $100 tab. later Titus called his best gal pal Karla to give her the dish and exclaimed "OMG I have a Sugar Chicken now!"

blue douche

after Election Day 2018 when America partially rid itself of incompetent racist complicit cheating republicans
2018's Midterm Elections' Blue Tsunami was actually a blue douche where a good portion GOP fuckers were flushed out for a new Democratic congress
blue douche by Uncle Joosie May 3, 2019

beaver that pickle 

when your father nibbles the seeds and discards the rind
Larry finished his deli sandwich and picked up the pickle spear; instead of eating the whole thing he decided to beaver that pickle and gnaw the seeds out