on their third date, Titus and Benji went to a pricey Italian restaurant for a romantic dinner. Benji, 20 years younger, decided to pick up the $100 tab. later Titus called his best gal pal Karla to give her the dish and exclaimed "OMG I have a Sugar Chicken now!"
by Uncle Joosie May 24, 2019
New York’s newest congress-critter is habitual liar and tub of goo George Santos, who got sketchy cash and an entire cult of republicans behind him. the Portly Pinocchio will likely not finish his term and instead get extradited to Brazil for prosecution.
by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2023
Assholes who walk with their nose in their phones—while crossing the street, dog-walking, driving or at the gym. Phone-nosers are the fuckers who'd crash right into you if *you weren't the one paying attention.
Carlotta's blood pressure rose when she saw a phone-noser almost get hit by a car while crossing the street with his dog.
by Uncle Joosie September 18, 2017
Paramus NJ Casino Mobster trump and his Red Hats think Jesus, Judge Pirro and Alex Jones are gonna reinstate him as fake-POTUS in August so he can reclaim the position he stole with Russia in 2016. They're all feverishly working toward a Stoup so Biden is evicted and donald can go back to doing no work and complaining about Rosie O'Donnell.
by Uncle Joosie June 02, 2021
trump earned Casino Mobster nickname when he spent billions of dollars, in the freakin' 90s, to build a shithole casino in New Jersey—with tons money-laundering allegations—only to have the whole thing go bankrupt in the end.
by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024
Who spends nearly $2B to build a shithole casino in New Jersey—along with credible accusations of money laundering—only to have the whole thing go belly up? Casino Mobster does.
by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2024
In a closed-door caucus meeting Qpublicans gave Marjorie Taylor Greene a standing ovation because lunatic-fictional QAnon conspiracies about eating babies and Jewish space lasers are absolutely fine with assholes formerly known as republicans.
by Uncle Joosie February 04, 2021