Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.
Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017
Get the Cumlesterol mug.Refering to when Hulk Hogan would rip his shirt off before each match, this term has to do with foreskin. Basically, a male with foreskin is pounding away and the vag starts to dry up. Being close to climax, he bypasses the option to pull out and spit on his dick for more lubrication and proceeds to pound dry. The build up of friction gives him an unwanted circumcision resembling Hulk Hogan ripping off his shirt.
Tyrant: Juicy J isn’t coming into work today?
Big Easy: Juicy J is not cumming for a long time. My man accidentally did The Hulk Hogan with his gf last night.
Tyrant: I guess now he has zero skin.
Big Easy: Juicy J is not cumming for a long time. My man accidentally did The Hulk Hogan with his gf last night.
Tyrant: I guess now he has zero skin.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 10, 2019
Get the The Hulk Hogan mug.With emphasis on the "PP", this is when you jam a straw in your cock hole moments before you are about to spray a hot load so that your partner gets to have a relaxing drink as opposed to having to comb cum out of his/her eyelashes or nostril hairs.
Barbara: My bf is such a gentleman. He offers me a siPPy cup at the end of sex.
Friend: My bf is a prick. He covers me as if I was under the huge overturned 200 gallon bucket at the water park!
Friend: My bf is a prick. He covers me as if I was under the huge overturned 200 gallon bucket at the water park!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 29, 2017
Get the siPPy cup mug.When your only goal is to shoot your hot load all over the face of the person you just had sex with (in the missionary position) and you succeed.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 26, 2017
Get the Mission Accumplished mug.Happy Gilmore is known for the way he takes 6-7 steps up to his golf ball before driving it further than humanly possible. Happy Gilmoring/Happy Gilmored piggy backs off this idea in that you take your fully erect penis and sprint right towards the bent over ass of the person you are trying to have sex with. The intent is to have your dick go further up the vagina/asshole than any other cock that has been in there in the past.
Dude: Yo man my chick drank so much and passed out leaning on the bed last night.
Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?
Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!
Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?
Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 18, 2017
Get the Happy Gilmored mug.This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.
Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.
Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)
James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?
Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)
James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?
Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
Get the Shart Board mug.The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough
T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 21, 2019
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