karma touchdown

while doing something reasonably good you get an immediate and awesomely great reward.

friend: hey, would you like one of my rolled tacos?

me: hell yes bro! let me grab one on the the side so i don't looked like a pig and get all the good stuff.

friend: go for it bro.

me:sorry bro i accidentally ended up with a loaded one from the middle...karma touchdown!!!

actual true story

by uncle bill July 11, 2011

Testilying

Perjury by witnesses during a trial to strengthen the prosecution's case.

Some of the testimony in the O J Simpson trial was alleged to be testilying.

by Uncle Bill August 07, 2006

pewmid

the atmospheric condition found in poorly ventilated bathrooms, outhouses and or bunkhouses caused by stinky turds or farts.

son of a bitch it was pewmid in there. for the love of god open up a damn window or something.

by uncle bill February 11, 2010

demwitocrat

Your typical stupid democrat.

That politician is so stupid they must be a demwitocrat. AOC is definetly a demwitocrat.

by uncle bill December 22, 2020

bro'mulligan

the act of giving your friend another chance to explain what his dumb (drunk ass) is trying to say.

friend: hey do you "blah, blah, blah...nonsense, nonsense etc.?

me: (thinking to myself, homeboy must be hammered, that shit made zero sense)

friend: hey bill, forget what i just said, i been drinking all day.

me: don't worry, i already gave you a bro'mulligan

by uncle bill July 11, 2011