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Charger

My phone is currently at 1% and is on life support (charger)
by UltimateDoge May 19, 2023
mugGet the Chargermug.

Illusory pattern perception

The propensity to see casual relations where there may not be any. A common phenomenon among conspiracy theorists when they try piece up information which confirm their biases.
by UltimateDoge August 21, 2021
mugGet the Illusory pattern perceptionmug.

Are you fucking high?

What Jeffy asks Mario alot.
Mario: Alright Jeffy, it's time to eat your green beans, whilst I have a slice of pizza just for me!

Jeffy: WHY DO I HAVE TO EAT GREEN BEANS AND YOU EAT A PIZZA, ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!
by UltimateDoge April 23, 2021
mugGet the Are you fucking high?mug.

Cry

Something people do when they are mentally drained due to negotiate a tough situation. In summary, they've been strong for too long. Kinds like how when you're lifting weights, you stop at a certain amount of reps to take a break because you've used your strength for too long or too much.
"People cry, not because they are weak. It is because they've been strong for too long"- Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp would suit the role of God in Hollywood movies due to the brain capacity he has to preach some sagacious words of wisdom
#teamjohnny.
by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022
mugGet the Crymug.

Riot

The act of intentionally breaking things in the streets for a political or social advantage.
by UltimateDoge May 27, 2021
mugGet the Riotmug.

Tory Party

Dope smoking yuppies who are increasing the gas and electric bills by 25% every 3 months, then the working class struggle to pay other bills such as their rent and taxes.
The Tory Party are greedy gits nicking all our fucking money for their own personal gain. Typical conservatives.
by UltimateDoge September 5, 2022
mugGet the Tory Partymug.

Vaxhole

Someone who got vaccinated in their asshole, dickhole/vaginahole
I got vaccinated in my asshole and my dickhole and it stings. I guess that makes me a vaxhole.
by UltimateDoge April 25, 2021
mugGet the Vaxholemug.

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