UltimateDoge's definitions

Sex

Sex is a sensation
Caused by a temptation
Where a guy sticks his location
Up the girl's location
To increase the population
Of the next generation
Did you get my demonstration?
Or do you need an explanation? 😏

Did you know having sex makes you feel as happy as winning £1000,000?

by UltimateDoge February 24, 2021

Vaxhole

Someone who got vaccinated in their asshole, dickhole/vaginahole

I got vaccinated in my asshole and my dickhole and it stings. I guess that makes me a vaxhole.

by UltimateDoge April 25, 2021

Liz Truss

Someone who promises to make a difference to the UK, but fucks off the next day.

Liz Truss has resigned.

by UltimateDoge October 20, 2022

Car Insurance

Paying tax for your car

I just crashed my car, oh well good job I paid my car insurance when I wasn't skint because I wouldn't be able to pay for the damages now

by UltimateDoge November 11, 2022

Charger

Life support for electronics

My phone is currently at 1% and is on life support (charger)

by UltimateDoge May 19, 2023

Sonic fanbase

A cult of ungrateful little shits who cry for a new sonic game to be released then moan once it is released.

Sonic fanbase:

Sonic fanboy: I WANT A NEW SONIC GAME TO BE RELEASED *Takes a tantrum* 😭😡🤬*

Also Sonic Fanboy: THIS NEW GAME IS SHIT! FUCK THIS GAME, IT'S THE WORST SONIC GAME TO BE RELEASED! *Takes tantrum 😭😡🤬*

by UltimateDoge June 28, 2021

Falling In Reverse

A very unique band. They can range from Metalcore to rap rock within the blink of an eye. Also, Jacky Vincent is a mean guitarist!

Born to Lead by Falling In Reverse has a mixture of Metalcore and Punk rock in it

by UltimateDoge June 17, 2023