UltimateDoge's definitions

Fix

To repair something.

I had to go to the garage to fix my Range Rover, but apparently the damage is irreparable, so that's a shame

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2022

Rotten Turkey

What my farts smell like

My friend came in my room and said the room smells like rotten turkey as I've been farting

by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022

Snowflake

A bunch of adult babies who get offended by the slightest thing, usually at a joke or a meme. Essentially, these type of people are the individuals that struggle to fit in and as a result, they have no friends. I think the reason they have no friends is because people are tired of even talking to then as it is like walking on eggshells. They can distort something one says into a totally different thing to fit their own narrative.

Not a snowflake: "What do you call a black person in a red car?"
Snowflake: "Nope, I don't want to hear it:
Not a snowflake:

Not a snowflake:"Maltesers"
Snowflake: "YOU RACIST, BIGOTED FUCKING CONSERVOCUCK BASTARD WITH A SMALL PENIS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME AND I'M A WHITE CIS GIRL!

by UltimateDoge July 20, 2021

Cancel Culture

Basically conspiracy theories from the left. Essentially it consists of clouding logic and facts by appealing to emotion through false accusations of racism or Anti LGBTQ+ comments. Essentially it is a strawman used to cultivate their hyper left agenda.

Some examples of cancel culture are:

•Trying to cancel little Mermaid for portraying Sebastian with a Jamacisn accent.

•Trying to cancel Mr Potato head because he is a Male and should be gender neutral. I can't understand that one because what if Mr Potato head wants to identify as a male? Hmmm, I bet you cancel culture loonies didn't think of that did ya?

•Canceling Dutch culture because they wear blackface during carnival season. I'm sure the cancel culture culture wouldn't like it if I tried to cancel the culture of their own people.

•Jungle Book has been accused of being racist because King Louie and his cult speak Jive Tribe. It's like cancelling Joe Ranft for emulating a German accent when voicing Hemlich from A Bug's life.

Conclusion:

Everytime, Cancel Culture attempts to cancel something and cause a Scene on Twitter, it always points back to their own hypocrisy.

by UltimateDoge July 2, 2021

Perfect

1. A song by Ed Sheeran

2. A song by The Smashing Pumpkins

3. A song by Simple Plan

4. A song by Ally Brooke and Topic

5. A Song by One Direction

6. A song by P!nk

7. A song by Selena Gomez

8. A song by Alanis Morissette

9. A song by Why Don't We

10. A song by Tyler The Creator

"Perfect" is the most overused title to a song, all of which are good songs except the one by Simple Plan

by UltimateDoge November 13, 2022

Nigger

The idea of reclaiming a word is so stupid because it just encourages more people who aren't black to say it because they know it'll make people take a temper tantrum.

Either we all stop saying nigger or stop fighting about who and who cannot say it

by UltimateDoge February 17, 2025

Boris Johnson

A man who can't even adhere to his own covid guidelines.

Boris Johnson and his cronies put the UK in restrictions On Christmas 2020, yet he invites 100 people to a Christmas sesh to have some cheese and wine.

by UltimateDoge January 19, 2022