Definitions by UltimateDoge

Illusory pattern perception 

The propensity to see casual relations where there may not be any. A common phenomenon among conspiracy theorists when they try piece up information which confirm their biases.

Illusory pattern perception.

Illusory pattern perception by UltimateDoge August 21, 2021

Talibans 

A trending Islamic terrorist group who have practically colonized Afghanistan.

Did you know the Afghan president has fled the country because the Talibans have pretty much taken over?

Talibans by UltimateDoge August 21, 2021

Pro-vaxxer

Someone with a functioning brain.

I'm a pro-vaxxer and I don't want my kids to die of Polio, Tetanus or Hepatitis B.

Pro-vaxxer by UltimateDoge August 20, 2021

Conspiracy Theory 

A theory about a conspiracy.

Person who pursues a Conspiracy theory: The Earth is flat, MSM bad, NASA's a lie, wake up sheeple!

Conspiracy Theory by UltimateDoge August 14, 2021

Racist 

Obligatory insult used by SJW's whenever they lose a debate.

SJW: All white people are racist

Logical person: That's like saying I'm a murderer because I'm a male, what have you been smoking?

SJW: OMG racist!

Logical person: Do you want another puff?

SJW: OMG SUPER RACIST!

Racist by UltimateDoge August 12, 2021

You 

Are retarded

You are retarded

You by UltimateDoge August 11, 2021

V of doom 

A terrifying logo with loud music and a V zooming towards with the words "a Viacom presentation". It sounds even more eerie when the sound is played on video tape through an old low quality TV. The worst nightmare for kids growing up in 70s and 80s.

The V of doom is a frightening logo.

V of doom by UltimateDoge August 10, 2021