UltimateDoge's definitions

Cemetery

The safest place to be.

Most people with a heart will know not to commit vandalism or make a noise at a cemetery through respect to individuals visiting a loved one and respect for the dead.

by UltimateDoge October 19, 2021

Pedosexual

A euphemistic way of saying pedophile to justify the vile actions of a child molester.

"Hi, I'm Lester the molester and I identify as a pedosexual. LGBTQ+ FTW!"

by UltimateDoge May 23, 2021

Sega Saturn

A 32 bit home video hame console released in 1995 in North America and Europe. It shits on PlayStation and the Nintendo 64 everyday of the week.

Sega Saturn is the best console by Sega.

by UltimateDoge August 30, 2022

Maybe

Just like "I'll think about it", it is a synonym for no. It is used to not disappoint the person the person is talking to, however it can become counterproductive as it can lead to the person living under false hope and become even more disappointed when they eventually get no as an answer. Personally, I'd rather if the person wad honest and just said no because that would be it over and done with.

Tamwar: Can I take you out for dinner?
Habiba: Maybe

3 hours later

Tamwar: Soooo we going out for dinner?
Habiba: Ohhh sorry, I have to babysit for my friend as she is going to the bingo tonight soz....

Tamwar: I need to stop falling for those "Maybes". 🤦🏻 ♂️

by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022

Goodbye's (The Saddest Word)

A song by Celine Dion which means alot to me because I don't know what I would do without my mum. She's helped me get where I am today and she's the only one I have left. If I lose her, I have nobody.

Goodbye's (The Saddest Word) is my favourite Celine Dion song and also one of my favourite songs of all time

by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024

Warner Bros FBI Warning

Have you ever seen the UK/Australian version of these? The red writing in multiple languages with a black background and the only thing you can hear is the static from your telly. Terrifying isn't it?

Warner Bros FBI Warning is scary, especially UK and Australia versions

by UltimateDoge April 21, 2024

Dictatorship

A system where the government controls each aspect of life and is usually abused due to the propensity to corrupt.

Brazil was in a dictatorship in the 60s and 70s, and the economy skyrocketed due to corruption.

by UltimateDoge September 10, 2022