Definitions by UltimateDoge

Family Guy 

A show about an intelligent baby and a dog who can create time machines, a retarded dad, a snobby ginger mum, a lesbian girl and a fat teen boy.

Family Guy is the greatest show ever.

Family Guy by UltimateDoge October 26, 2022

South Park

Litetally one of the only shows worth watching on television today.

South Park and Family Guy are the only shows worth watching on the telly today.

South Park by UltimateDoge October 26, 2022

Nirvana 

An 80s Grunge band which formed in the 80s and are best known for their singles "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and "Come As You Are. They have released masterpieces such as Nevermind, Incesticide, bleach and In Utero. If y'all wanna get into rock music, then I highly reccomend you listen to Nirvana.

Personally I think Incesticide is the best album by Nirvana and my favourite song is Aneurysm because it is raw as fook. When I play aneurysm, my neighbours have to listen to it too whether they like it or not.

Nirvana by UltimateDoge October 26, 2022

Alice In Chains

Gods of Grunge

Alice In Chains is the best of their genre

Alice In Chains by UltimateDoge October 26, 2022

Rishi Sunak 

The third British Prime Minister in 3 months.

Ok, from what I have gathered, Rishi Sunak also got fined for the partygate scandal and that was the reason Boris Johnson resigned as Prime Minister as he was also complicit in the partygate scandal. This is why the UK is a laughing stock. We can't keep phoning up other members of parliament to become Prime Minister without being elected because that goes against democracy. Mind you, the British Government have only ever cared about democracy when it suits them.

Rishi Sunak by UltimateDoge October 26, 2022

MIKA 

A British-Lebanese singer best known for his singles, Grace Kelly, Lollipop, We Are Golden and Popular Song ft Ariana Grande. He is extremely talented and can reach high notes, but then homophobic idiots say that's down to him being gay and funnily enough, it is only the homophobes who criticize him while the rest of us enjoy him and they miss out due to their destructive biases. Hell, MIKA even pitched his voice to sound like Freddie Mercury In Grace Kelly as he "tried a littpe Freddie".

I swear MIKA is Freddie Mercury's long lost son and also, did you know MIKA is multilingual as can communicate in English, Arabic, French, Spanish, and Italian.

MIKA by UltimateDoge October 25, 2022

Imagine Dragons 

Imagine Draggin' deez nuts in your mouth.

If you want my opinion on the band Imagine Dragons, they're shite and I don't know why people even listen to them.

Imagine Dragons by UltimateDoge October 25, 2022