UltimateDoge's definitions

Kink shaming

When one uses one's fetishes to make them out to be a bad person or belittle them because of something they like to do in bed or in their private time.

Person 1: I have a foot fetish
Person 2: Ummmmmmmm

Person1: Are you kink shaming me?
Person 2: Noooo I'm totally not kink shaming you for having such a weird fetish. 🤥

by UltimateDoge June 27, 2021

Dokken

Good Hair Metal Band. Better than Mötley Crüe in terms of technicality, but Mötley Crüe is still more fun to listen to.

The solo for Tooth And Nail by Dokken is sick

by UltimateDoge May 15, 2023

United Kingdom

The prime example of "United we stand and divided we fall".

Ireland gained their independence around 100 years ago and Nicola Sturgeon is now pushing for another referendum to push for an independence Scotland which her brainwashed SNP sheep will vote for. Just Wales and England if that happens and if Wales gains sovereignty then the United Kingdom is no more and we no longer stand as a nation, not that we stood as a full nation since Ireland gained sovereignty.

by UltimateDoge July 9, 2021

Pro-vaxxer

Someone with a functioning brain.

I'm a pro-vaxxer and I don't want my kids to die of Polio, Tetanus or Hepatitis B.

by UltimateDoge August 20, 2021

Mildred Pierce

Heavy ass song by Sonic Youth consisting of extremely fast shifting of power chords and heavily distorted guitar riffs

Playing Mildred Pierce on Guitar is a good way to develop Anemia caused by blood loss from the fingers.

by UltimateDoge February 16, 2023

Nihilistic

Views that 90% of privileged teenagers have.

Nihilistic things teenagers say.

"I wanna die"

"What's the point in life"
"Kill me"
"I wanna kill myself"
"Shoot me"
"I wanna stab myself"

Bish shut up, live your lives and get on with it. You only have one, so use it.

by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021

Rockstar Logic

When the train is the only vehicle you can't destroy in GTA V.

Rockstar logic at it's best

by UltimateDoge July 5, 2021