Definitions by UltimateDoge

Grunge 

A style of rock music characterized by strident guitar sounds and flat vocal delivery.

Grunge bands I like:

Nirvana
Foo Fighters
Pearl Jam
Never-ending
Soundgarden
Superknown

Grunge by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022

70kg 

My current body weight as of Friday 27th May 2022.

I am 5'9" and 70kg

70kg by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022

We can still be friends 

Something one says when dumping their partner, but this is unlikely to happen unless the couple has kids or owns a business together.

My ex: Everything can be like before. We can still be friends. I don't want to lose you altogether.

Me: Nah fuck you, I don't keep friendships after relationships. I'm not that forgiving, sorry....

We can still be friends by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022

Vladimir Putin 

A man who declared war with Ukraine and uses "I have cancer" as an excuse to justify his actions.

Vladimir Putin uses the idea that he's on the brink of death as an excuse to invade Ukraine, yet thousands of innocent Ukrainians have been killed as a result of his actions.....

Vladimir Putin by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022

Maybe 

Just like "I'll think about it", it is a synonym for no. It is used to not disappoint the person the person is talking to, however it can become counterproductive as it can lead to the person living under false hope and become even more disappointed when they eventually get no as an answer. Personally, I'd rather if the person wad honest and just said no because that would be it over and done with.

Tamwar: Can I take you out for dinner?
Habiba: Maybe

3 hours later

Tamwar: Soooo we going out for dinner?
Habiba: Ohhh sorry, I have to babysit for my friend as she is going to the bingo tonight soz....

Tamwar: I need to stop falling for those "Maybes". 🤦🏻 ♂️

Maybe by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022

I'll think about it 

Synonym for "hell nah". Typically used by people who lack integrity. If it were me, I'd rather if the person was honest and just said no rather than leaving me under false hope.

Tim: Would you like to go out for a lunch date?
Emma: I'll think about it

I'll think about it by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022

The conspiracy theorist look 

Someone with a big nose, broad jawline, a big mouth, either freakishly large eyes or abnormally small eyes and a big tic tac looking head.

I just know someone is a conspiracy theorist as they exhibit the conspiracy theorist look. I don't think I know any sexy conspiracy theorists.

The conspiracy theorist look by UltimateDoge May 26, 2022