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Definitions by UltimateDoge

Thingamabobbed 

When someone gets cock and ball tortured.
I got thingamabobbed and I lost a testicle like the Green Day drummer Tre Cool.

Doinky Boinkies 

My hunger bunger doinky boinkies

Absolutists 

Moral absolutists don't tend to think of the good consequences that could come out of doing a particular thing because society has taught them that a particular thing is just wrong no matter what. They don't even want to try and make the consequences good. I'll give you a real life example. I know someone who finished a relationship because his girlfriend asked him to buy her cigarettes. While it may take a toll on her health, it is her choice to smoke at the end of the day and if he just bought her the fags, then they still would've been happy together. The good consequence coming out of that is making her happy and that's the most important thing.
Absolutists by UltimateDoge May 29, 2022

WWE is fake

As much as I like watching WWE, alot of the fanbase tend to strawman the phrase "WWE is fake". Some of the WWE fanbase counter this premise by rephrasing it to "WWE is scripted". Same difference! All the conflicts are fake. WWE superstars may hold a rivalry for the sake of the show, but are best friends offscreen.
WWE is fake is just a synonym for WWE is scripted.
WWE is fake by UltimateDoge May 29, 2022
The tiger mom of all age rating systems.
PEGI rated Despicable Me: The Game "12" for "violence" There is just a piddly bit of violence and that's it! No blood gore or glop!
PEGI by UltimateDoge May 29, 2022
Let's crack open the Nig Nog for christmas
Nig Nog by UltimateDoge May 29, 2022
The last Green Day album where Green Day actually performed like a punk band rather than the "pop punk" EMO bandwagon they jumped into in the 2000s.
Platypus from nimrod is my favourite song from nimrod as the guitar strident are raw as fuck and the drumming is insane.
Nimrod by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022