Definitions by UltimateDoge

Galneryus 

A Japanese power metal band which plays similar to Dragonforce and just as fast as Dragonforce.

Galneryus and Dragonforce are the shit

Galneryus by UltimateDoge January 2, 2023

Herman Li 

The best guitarist ever who are criticised by people who can't even play Come As You Are by Nirvana.

Love or hate Herman Li, you gotta respect the amount of work and effort he puts into his songs and to hit the correct notes so fast

Herman Li by UltimateDoge January 2, 2023

High School

Contrary to my previous definition of high school, it is hell!

I've changed my mind, high school is hell

High School by UltimateDoge December 26, 2022

Rotten Turkey 

What my farts smell like

My friend came in my room and said the room smells like rotten turkey as I've been farting

Rotten Turkey by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022

Peanuts

A playground game where one bends another's fingers back until it hurts then if they submit, they say "peanuts"

I played peanuts with my mate and now my fingers are broken

Peanuts by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022

Away In A Manger

A Christmas Carol the headmistress makes you sing at each school assembly in December.

Headmistress: Today we are going to sing "Away In A Manger" again since it is Christmas Time

Kids: Mass moaning and groaning*

Away In A Manger by UltimateDoge December 15, 2022

Phishing

A dickbag move where scammers pretend to be your bank and e-mailing you a link saying that your account has been locked or there is a large money transfer. They do this to get someone to log into their account in order for the scammers to retain one's personal details.

Phishing is a scumbag move and people who think it is right to steak other's personal information for their own personal gain should jump off a bridge

Phishing by UltimateDoge December 5, 2022