Definitions by UltimateDoge

Killswitch Engage 

Fuckin brilliant metal band with aggressive vocals, heavily distorted guitar riffs and pinch harmonics. They're my favourite melodic metalcore band.

Killswitch Engage rules and that cannot be argued against.

Killswitch Engage by UltimateDoge March 8, 2023

Panic! At The Disco 

Seriously?! Am I the only one who thinks this band sucks donkey balls? If y'all wanna listen to real punk, listen to Ramones, Sex Pistols, and Green Day. Not some wannabe faggy punk rockers who make pop music.

Panic! At The Disco is the worst band in existence. They're so bad that even a horse's rectum would commit suicide if it listened to them.

Panic! At The Disco by UltimateDoge March 8, 2023

Mildred Pierce 

Heavy ass song by Sonic Youth consisting of extremely fast shifting of power chords and heavily distorted guitar riffs

Playing Mildred Pierce on Guitar is a good way to develop Anemia caused by blood loss from the fingers.

Mildred Pierce by UltimateDoge February 16, 2023

Kirk Hammet 

One of the best technical guitarists who plays for the band Metallica. He started off in a garage band called "mesh", then Exodus and Joined Metallica in 1983. He does ripping solos and playing at lightning speed.

Metallica would be nothing without Kirk Hammet. James Hetfield is a great guitarists and all, but Kirk Hammet superior

Kirk Hammet by UltimateDoge February 16, 2023

Cocaine

Naughty sugar which helps you forget how much life sucks

Gimme some of that cocaine man

Cocaine by UltimateDoge February 11, 2023

Mike Dirnt

The best bassist ever

Mike Dirnt was at his prime during Dookie and Nimrod era

Mike Dirnt by UltimateDoge January 22, 2023

Incel

A man who thinks women exist to give him pleasure.

Incel David thinks women owe him sex

Incel by UltimateDoge January 12, 2023