Ugly dirtbag's definitions
Down horrendous is an even worse version of down bad, a term typically used to describe someone who is desperately horny. Down horrendous should only be used when down bad cannot accurately describe how desperate somebody is.
by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
Get the Down Horrendousmug. When somebody farts multiple times in one instance, with each fart getting smaller and quieter. Can be anywhere between 3-6 farts. If someone farts more than 6 times in one instance, they need medical assistance, not the Urban Dictionary.
"PPFFFTTT PFFTT Pffftt pfffft pfft pft."
"Damn Daniel, those were some diminishing returns if I've ever heard one."
"Damn Daniel, those were some diminishing returns if I've ever heard one."
by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
Get the Diminishing Returnsmug. One must ascend to a godlike state of mind to even comprehend what being down multi-dimensionally is like. Until humanity is able to transcend and blink between parallel realities, witness time as a construct, being down multi-dimensionally can only be reduced to a form of horniness that is so desperate that one is willing to travel between different dimensions and realities to find anything to copulate with.
If we are ever fortunate or (unfortunate) enough to ever witness an instance of being down multi-dimensionally, it will be a level of low too mind-blowing to comprehend or explain. The average human would surely descend into madness upon witnessing someone being down multi-dimensionally, or become enlightened.
A category 5 down bad, not to be confused with category 2 down horrendous, category 3 down cataclysmic, or category 4 down universally.
If we are ever fortunate or (unfortunate) enough to ever witness an instance of being down multi-dimensionally, it will be a level of low too mind-blowing to comprehend or explain. The average human would surely descend into madness upon witnessing someone being down multi-dimensionally, or become enlightened.
A category 5 down bad, not to be confused with category 2 down horrendous, category 3 down cataclysmic, or category 4 down universally.
"Did you hear about what happened to Timmy four years ago?"
"Yeah, didn't he claim to witness someone being down multi-dimensionally?"
"Yeah. He's been staring at that wall ever since."
Timmy: "ňØ͘ˆ¨˜„Œˆ¨˜Îˆ¨˜˜¨ˆ˜ÍÔ˜ßå∆˜∂ßå∂∆˜"
"Yeah, didn't he claim to witness someone being down multi-dimensionally?"
"Yeah. He's been staring at that wall ever since."
Timmy: "ňØ͘ˆ¨˜„Œˆ¨˜Îˆ¨˜˜¨ˆ˜ÍÔ˜ßå∆˜∂ßå∂∆˜"
by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
Get the Down Multi-Dimensionallymug. Word used to describe someone who had their growth spurt in middle school and was the tallest, only to become one of the shortest people in Highschool. Squares overcompensate for their rapid decline in height rankings by going through a gym phase, bulking up and hence looking like squares.
"Hey do you know what happened to Christian?"
"He hasn't grown since 6th grade, he gyms now."
"Ah I remember, he was the tallest guy in our grade back then. What a square"
"He hasn't grown since 6th grade, he gyms now."
"Ah I remember, he was the tallest guy in our grade back then. What a square"
by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021
Get the Squaremug. A phase that a nerdy, innocent, or shy girl will go through in highschool or college where they suddenly become more attractive through puberty, knowing how to apply makeup, learning how to dress, or present themselves better, and subsequently attract the attention of many previously uninterested guys.
Girls who enter metamorehoes-sis tend to fall victim to enjoying the newfound attention, and will play with all of the guys without getting with any of them. The word for this type of girl is called a Tugger.
Metamorehoes-sis girls will oftentimes embrace their shy innocent personality, and while they might not be aware of or intentionally be leading so many guys on, other girls will definitely be gossiping about how they put up an 'innocent front' while wanting the male attention. Whether this is true varies on a case by case basis.
Girls who enter metamorehoes-sis tend to fall victim to enjoying the newfound attention, and will play with all of the guys without getting with any of them. The word for this type of girl is called a Tugger.
Metamorehoes-sis girls will oftentimes embrace their shy innocent personality, and while they might not be aware of or intentionally be leading so many guys on, other girls will definitely be gossiping about how they put up an 'innocent front' while wanting the male attention. Whether this is true varies on a case by case basis.
"Yo, Ashley is hot now."
"Yup. She entered Metamorehoes-sis. She asked me to wait for the bus with her lol. No way I'm falling for that."
"Good for you man, apparently Jonathan has been carrying her bags for her recently."
"Yup. She entered Metamorehoes-sis. She asked me to wait for the bus with her lol. No way I'm falling for that."
"Good for you man, apparently Jonathan has been carrying her bags for her recently."
by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
Get the Metamorehoes-sismug. Word used to describe a seemingly shy or innocent but pretty girl who leads guys on by saying their name quietly: "Jeremyyyyy". Known as tuggers as they will tug the ropes of multiple guys by wanting them to hang out with her or put her high up on their priority. The girl will act coy and cuddly with the guys until the actual boy they are interested in is around. The girl will likely never get with any of these men.
Tuggers can either be manipulative and enjoy the attention of multiple guys, or genuinely be bad at making decisions, unsure of which guy to choose.
A lot of the time, Tuggers are either inexperienced or girls who have recently become pretty during the latter half of highschool or in college, also known as Metamorehoes-sis. Such girls often struggle to balance their sudden popularity amongst guys, and either unintentionally mishandle said male attention, or become addicted to the newfound courting.
Tuggers are often labelled as hoes for playing with so many guys, but do end up getting with very few.
Tuggers can either be manipulative and enjoy the attention of multiple guys, or genuinely be bad at making decisions, unsure of which guy to choose.
A lot of the time, Tuggers are either inexperienced or girls who have recently become pretty during the latter half of highschool or in college, also known as Metamorehoes-sis. Such girls often struggle to balance their sudden popularity amongst guys, and either unintentionally mishandle said male attention, or become addicted to the newfound courting.
Tuggers are often labelled as hoes for playing with so many guys, but do end up getting with very few.
"What did you do yesterday bro?"
"Alexis asked to hangout. So I went over to her's and kept her company while she wrote her essay."
"Damn bro. She is kind of hot but didn't she start hanging out with Thomas recently as well?"
"Fuck really? I didn't know."
"Yeah man I heard like 4 dudes like her now. You gotta watch out she's a real Tugger."
"Alexis asked to hangout. So I went over to her's and kept her company while she wrote her essay."
"Damn bro. She is kind of hot but didn't she start hanging out with Thomas recently as well?"
"Fuck really? I didn't know."
"Yeah man I heard like 4 dudes like her now. You gotta watch out she's a real Tugger."
by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
Get the Tuggermug. A category 3 level of being down bad, being down cataclysmic can only be used to describe someone willing to go so low that one would have to otherwise be insane to commit such acts. Down Cataclysmic is so bad that one does not even need to respond with a sentence, they can just say "Down cataclysmic".
Similar to down horrendous and down bad, but much much worse.
Similar to down horrendous and down bad, but much much worse.
"I took an 8 hour plane ride and $140 dollar Uber to see her, but she was busy that day, so I jerked off to her Bitmoji in the public bathroom and then went home."
"Down Cataclysmic.
"Down Cataclysmic.
by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
Get the Down Cataclysmicmug.