Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Sylvester Stallone
Sylvester Stallone (Born Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone; July 6, 1946) is John Rambo.
He's also Rocky Balboa.
Fun facts about Stallone:
-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.
-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.
He's also Rocky Balboa.
Fun facts about Stallone:
-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.
-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.
Sylvester Stallone by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020
Who Wants to be a Millionaire
A game show where a contestant answers 15 increasingly difficult questions to win $1 Million.
It's a lot more complex than that, but that's good enough...
It's a lot more complex than that, but that's good enough...
Who Wants to be a Millionaire: The game show where you're asked insultingly easy questions until you're sick of it, and then suddenly those questions get really hard and it becomes interesting.
Who Wants to be a Millionaire by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020
That Text Went to Mom
Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.
Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)
*5 seconds later*
"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"
"You're grounded, young man!"
*5 seconds later*
"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"
"You're grounded, young man!"
That Text Went to Mom by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020
Cat
And the Lord said: Make the cat soft and warm, like fuzzy hugs...
...And put razor blades on his feet.
...And also make him a little shit at times.
...And also make him really lovable despite that.
...And put razor blades on his feet.
...And also make him a little shit at times.
...And also make him really lovable despite that.
Cat by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2020
No Man's Redemption
When an awful game actually becomes pretty good after awhile.
Named for No Man's Sky, a 2016 video game that was ridiculed upon its release because it was utter shite, with many people calling it one of the worst game of the decade...until 2019, when the game was actually finished. Now, it is a very popular game.
Named for No Man's Sky, a 2016 video game that was ridiculed upon its release because it was utter shite, with many people calling it one of the worst game of the decade...until 2019, when the game was actually finished. Now, it is a very popular game.
Fallout 76 is having a No Man's Redemption. Still a couple annoying bugs, but nonetheless it has improved greatly.
No Man's Redemption by Ubeenbamboozledson June 28, 2020
Alicia Keys
Alicia Augello Dean (né Cook) Is a singer-songwriter who completely fell off the face of the earth awhile ago.
Alicia Keys by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020
Apples Have Epilepsy
When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.
Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.
The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)
Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.
The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)
Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!
*Dan dies laughing*
(Opposite version)
John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.
*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?
John: YES!
Dan: What? Wow!!
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!
*Dan dies laughing*
(Opposite version)
John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.
*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?
John: YES!
Dan: What? Wow!!
Apples Have Epilepsy by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020