The REAL Super Mario Bros. 2 that we never got for two reasons:
1. It was too similar to the original.
2. It was Kaizo Mario before Kaizo Mario was cool.
For these two reasons, the folks down west said no, and stole one of Japan's games and made it into the SMB 2 that we all remember.
1. It was too similar to the original.
2. It was Kaizo Mario before Kaizo Mario was cool.
For these two reasons, the folks down west said no, and stole one of Japan's games and made it into the SMB 2 that we all remember.
Despite its infamous reputation, The Lost Levels is actually not a bad game -- but it is very frustrating. The last two levels of the original game will probably take you several hours, and world C-4 is damn near impossible without cheats.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 02, 2021

Norman Lloyd (Born Norman Nathan Perlmutter) was an American actor. Born on November 8, 1914, Lloyd was the was the longest-lived actor of all time -- and also the longest-active actor of all time -- with a career that lasted from the age of eight until his death on May 11, 2021 at the ripe old age of 106.
The last film Norman Lloyd appeared in before his death was Trainwreck. He was 100 years old at the time of its release.
That's pretty crazy.
That's pretty crazy.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 19, 2021

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a disease caused by the inhalation of small particles called "silica," found in the vicinity of a volcano. It's better known as "silicosis."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 11, 2021

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 07, 2022

A popular song by Marty Robbins about an Arizona Ranger that goes to the town of Agua Fria to kill a young outlaw nicknamed "Texas Red" that is terrorizing the town. Spoiler: he succeeds.
The song has been parodied many times on Youtube, with humorous edits that may or may not change the story of the song.
Some of the most popular ones include:
-Big Iron, but Texas Red wins
-Big Iron, but the ranger is after everyone
-Big Iron, but everyone is dead
The song has been parodied many times on Youtube, with humorous edits that may or may not change the story of the song.
Some of the most popular ones include:
-Big Iron, but Texas Red wins
-Big Iron, but the ranger is after everyone
-Big Iron, but everyone is dead
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 05, 2021

A girl tries way too hard to be happy all the time and gets really damn depressed. Sadness ensues. Get the tissues.
Person 1: "How dead inside are you?"
Person 2: "I didn't cry watching the movie Inside Out."
Person 1: "Damn. Me too. We're both practically walking skeletons."
Person 2: "I didn't cry watching the movie Inside Out."
Person 1: "Damn. Me too. We're both practically walking skeletons."
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 05, 2022

What your history teacher tells you: One of America's greatest presidents who guided us through WW1, and was overall leaps n' bounds better than President Taft.
Reality: A misogynistic twerp who flat-out refused to give women the right to vote, even though the Constitution at the time explicitly stated that "We the People" are to be treated equally.
Reality: A misogynistic twerp who flat-out refused to give women the right to vote, even though the Constitution at the time explicitly stated that "We the People" are to be treated equally.
There's no denying that Woodrow Wilson really helped America during the war. But there's also no denying that he was a woman-hater and a half.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021
