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An underrated Youtube ASMRtist who tends to take things in a more scary direction, playing the role of an extremely sadistic Yandere in her videos. But considering how...sultry her voice sounds, it's almost like she was made for this kind of thing. The videos where the roles are reversed are even more popular, as her voice seems to fit even better when she is the submissive one.
Warning: Her videos generally lean somewhat close into 18+ territory, but none of them are age-restricted. They can be downright scary and sometimes a bit lewd, but the "lewdness" part is very light and not nearly as bad as some more blatant ones.
Warning: Her videos generally lean somewhat close into 18+ territory, but none of them are age-restricted. They can be downright scary and sometimes a bit lewd, but the "lewdness" part is very light and not nearly as bad as some more blatant ones.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 24, 2021
Get the Malamug. Self-Harm is a hallmark of end-stage depression. Oftentimes, the person just feels no numb inside that they just want to be able to feel something, no matter what the sensation may be. They often (if not always) wear long-sleeve shirts to conceal their wounds, lest someone discover them and realize something is very, very wrong.
Self-harming is very serious and should not be ignored. If you know someone who is doing it, get them to a hospital. Let them know they are loved and that they matter. And if you are that person...Read that last sentence again. You have a place in this world. No matter how difficult it may be to find your place...don't give up. Suicide does not end your suffering your good; it transfers it to your friends and family. Speaking of which, they care for you, too. (Or at least, I hope they do.)
Self-harming is very serious and should not be ignored. If you know someone who is doing it, get them to a hospital. Let them know they are loved and that they matter. And if you are that person...Read that last sentence again. You have a place in this world. No matter how difficult it may be to find your place...don't give up. Suicide does not end your suffering your good; it transfers it to your friends and family. Speaking of which, they care for you, too. (Or at least, I hope they do.)
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 22, 2021
Get the Self-Harmmug. A comparison between two things that aren't exactly similar in the first place.
Apples and Oranges only have one thing in common: They're fruits. So trying to compare them...won't work.
Apples and Oranges only have one thing in common: They're fruits. So trying to compare them...won't work.
Stones v Beatles is another example of apples and oranges. A bluesy rock and roll band is quite a bit different from a psychedelic rock and roll band, so it's not really possible to compare them at all.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 27, 2024
Get the Apples and Orangesmug. A serious issue that is not addressed nearly enough.
When a teenager acts sad or irritable, it's usually attributed to "hormones" or "Attention-seeking." What people don't realize is that teenagers can and do get depressed. In fact, depression in teenagers has been rising alarmingly fast since 2015.
Why should a teen be depressed? Well...there's many reasons.
The teen years are where life starts hitting you like a truck full of bricks; you're in High School now, and it's time to think about what you're going to do with your life. Your parents and teachers may pressure you to do well, and your teachers may not necessarily be that great. It's basically your free trial of working 9 to 5; only it's 8 to 3 (or 4) and you have several "bosses" whom you have to please. And let's not get started on puberty...
With all this going on at once, teenagers will often be stressed and confused, and a snowball effect ensues:
Stress leads to depression, and depression is often misunderstood.
Misunderstandings leads to ignorant, unhelpful adults.
Ignorant, unhelpful adults leads to deeper depression.
Deeper depression leads to self-harm.
And finally, self-harm leads to suicide.
When a teenager acts sad or irritable, it's usually attributed to "hormones" or "Attention-seeking." What people don't realize is that teenagers can and do get depressed. In fact, depression in teenagers has been rising alarmingly fast since 2015.
Why should a teen be depressed? Well...there's many reasons.
The teen years are where life starts hitting you like a truck full of bricks; you're in High School now, and it's time to think about what you're going to do with your life. Your parents and teachers may pressure you to do well, and your teachers may not necessarily be that great. It's basically your free trial of working 9 to 5; only it's 8 to 3 (or 4) and you have several "bosses" whom you have to please. And let's not get started on puberty...
With all this going on at once, teenagers will often be stressed and confused, and a snowball effect ensues:
Stress leads to depression, and depression is often misunderstood.
Misunderstandings leads to ignorant, unhelpful adults.
Ignorant, unhelpful adults leads to deeper depression.
Deeper depression leads to self-harm.
And finally, self-harm leads to suicide.
Teenage Depression is real. If your teen seems to be a bit irritable and down, don't dismiss it as a phase.
Because if you don't, you probably won't be having any grandchildren; however, you WILL have the crippling pain of outliving your child due to something that YOU as a parent could have prevented if you simply tried to understand what your teen is going through.
Because if you don't, you probably won't be having any grandchildren; however, you WILL have the crippling pain of outliving your child due to something that YOU as a parent could have prevented if you simply tried to understand what your teen is going through.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2021
Get the Teenage Depressionmug. An overweight "homeless" guy with disturbing anger issues and an unbelievably irritating laugh that has been described as sounding like "A dying dolphin".
He's also a YouTuber.
He's also a YouTuber.
The amount of people who don't realize that BigJigglyPanda needs serious help is downright appalling. The man broke his TV over a game of Mario Kart.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 11, 2021
Get the BigJigglyPandamug. A clumsy person. Usually has a bad case of butterfingers, and the uncanny ability to fall upstairs and trip over the floor.
"Owen is such a klutz, he ran into the side of a wall and knocked himself out. Literally."
"For real?"
"Well, in his defense, he was moving pretty fast. I felt the impact. He should know better though."
"Man, we should put him in a human-sized hamster ball, and only allow him to come out when he's hungry or thirsty or when he needs to use the bathroom...or when he's going to bed...you get the idea. Bottom line, when he's out of his hamster ball, he should be sitting down."
"For real?"
"Well, in his defense, he was moving pretty fast. I felt the impact. He should know better though."
"Man, we should put him in a human-sized hamster ball, and only allow him to come out when he's hungry or thirsty or when he needs to use the bathroom...or when he's going to bed...you get the idea. Bottom line, when he's out of his hamster ball, he should be sitting down."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 21, 2021
Get the Klutzmug. Something that hasn't happened yet, and hopefully never will, but some people are very confident that it will. In fact, some people seemingly WANT to kick it off, confident that they would win and basically get to do whatever they want.
Don't be some people. War bad.
Don't be some people. War bad.
The thought of a 2nd American Civil War around the corner is often used by Americans who don't like the current president. It became much more "popular" in the 2010s.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2024
Get the 2nd American Civil Warmug.