Kilometers Per Second

A slang term for suicide.

Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"

Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2022

😬

Awkward face

Wildcat: *Opens a door leading him right to the seekers*

"OHHH, THAT'S AWKWARD! 😬"

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 22, 2022

Midwest

The only place in America where you are almost 100% guaranteed to get snow in April every year. Sometimes it even snows in June if you're extremely unlucky.

Person from the Midwest: "My father once told me a story of how it snowed on his birthday in North Dakota, thereby ruining all of his and his friends and family's plans."
Person who is not from the Midwest: "What's so surprising about that?"
Midwest: "My dad's birthday is in JUNE."
Not Midwest: *Literally faints*

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022

Fourth Wall Fall Wave

When a cartoon character realizes they are about to fall a great distance. But before they begin to fall, they look directly at the screen and wave goodbye to the viewer(s).

Wile E. Coyote is the undisputed master of the Fourth Wall Fall Wave.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 02, 2022

Shambala

1. A song by Three Dog Night

2. A Sanskrit term that means "Place of peace"

It's also spelled "Shambhala"

I can tell my sister by the flower of her eyes on the road to Shambala
I can tell my brother by the flowers of his eyes on the road to Shambala

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021

Google

A place to find out what side to take in any controversial issue.

Something really controversial just happened and you're not sure what to think?
Whatever Google tells you is the opposite of the truth.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

Good Night

An exclamation of extreme exasperation and/or surprise.

After John's three kids wouldn't stop fighting on the way to Disneyland, he lost his temper.
"GOOD NIGHT! Will you guys please be quiet for FIVE MINUTES!" he shouted.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 11, 2022