Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Zoinks 

What Shaggy says when he gets spooked.

Zoinks! It's the gay blade!

Zoinks by Ubeenbamboozledson January 1, 2022

The White 100 Jinx 

When an event which receives a lot of hype ends up getting cancelled after something devastating occurs.

In December 2021, people around the world began to prepare for Betty White's 100th birthday the following month. Some people even went so far as to count down the days until she reached 100. But on New Year's Eve, the White 100 Jinx occurred. Betty White unexpectedly died, seventeen days shy of 100, to the shock of all of her fans who were anticipating the great big 100th birthday blowout.

RIP Betty White

January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021

The White 100 Jinx by Ubeenbamboozledson December 31, 2021

Never Trumper 

A person who should logically be supportive of former president Donald Trump, but isn't for some reason.

You might be asking, "Aren't Never Trumpers basically RINOS?" and you would be...mostly right.

Never Trumper by Ubeenbamboozledson December 30, 2021

Trivia Crack

If you're a nerd, you love this game.

If you're friends with a nerd who loves this game, you hate this game.

Trivia Crack. For nerds, and friends of nerds who are masochists.

Trivia Crack by Ubeenbamboozledson December 29, 2021

Fruit Stripe 

A brand of gum which achieved meme status because of how unpopular it is due to the fact that its flavor fades almost instantly after you put it in your mouth.

My patience for other peoples' bullshit lasts about this long: (Insert Fruit Stripe zebra here)

Fruit Stripe by Ubeenbamboozledson December 28, 2021

Dethpicable 

"Despicable," but with a lisp. Used by Daffy Duck.

Bugs Bunny: *Tricks Daffy into getting himself shot*

Daffy Duck: You're dethpicable.

Dethpicable by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

Daffy Duck 

A massive troll who somehow turned into a massive punching bag overnight.

Daffy Duck in the 1940's: Screws with people just because he can and gets away with it.

Daffy Duck in the 1950's: Can't go a single episode without anything bad happening to him. (He deserves it.)

Daffy Duck by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021