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A Pal For Gary
"A Pal For Gary" is nightmare-inducingly scary for youngsters, and utterly infuriating for older audiences. SpongeBob's extreme stupidity is at its absolute peak in this episode, and the scene where Puffy Fluffy mutates into a giant sea monster is...pretty terrifying, to say the least!
A Pal For Gary by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022
Plankton Torture Porn
Any Spongebob episode where Plankton is the primary character is bound to be a Plankton Torture Porn.
While they are similar to Squidward Torture Porns, they also have differences. Both Squidward and Plankton are supposed to be "unlikeable" but are actually very popular, for example.
The main difference is that while SOME (very few) STP's are actually entertaining, PTP's are never funny. This is because they didn't start until AFTER the show had hit rock bottom (Seasons 6-7). "One Coarse Meal" is unquestionably the worst PTP and arguably the worst episode in the series alongside "A Pal For Gary".
While they are similar to Squidward Torture Porns, they also have differences. Both Squidward and Plankton are supposed to be "unlikeable" but are actually very popular, for example.
The main difference is that while SOME (very few) STP's are actually entertaining, PTP's are never funny. This is because they didn't start until AFTER the show had hit rock bottom (Seasons 6-7). "One Coarse Meal" is unquestionably the worst PTP and arguably the worst episode in the series alongside "A Pal For Gary".
Plankton Torture Porn by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022
Squidward Torture Porn
An episode of SpongeBob Squarepants that is entirely focused around making Squidward's life as miserable as possible.
Squidward Torture Porns are among the most reviled episodes of Spongebob. "Good Neighbors", "Ink Lemonade", and "Choir Boys" are generally considered the three worst STP's.
Squidward Torture Porn by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022
Needs a Hug
A phrase used to express sympathy for a person who is an emotional train-wreck because they are going through a very hard time in their life.
"What's wrong with Rob?"
"His parents kicked him out of the house because he is an atheist."
"Wow. That really sucks. He needs a hug."
"Right? I wonder how he's doing right now."
"His parents kicked him out of the house because he is an atheist."
"Wow. That really sucks. He needs a hug."
"Right? I wonder how he's doing right now."
Needs a Hug by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022
Neil Young
A manchild who removed his songs from Spotify because a podcaster whose political views are different than his was more popular than him.
Neil Young by Ubeenbamboozledson May 7, 2022
Tony Baker
Tony Baker is known for his hilarious videos where he does voice-overs for various animals (usually cats and dogs).
Tony Baker by Ubeenbamboozledson May 5, 2022
Cardiomegaly
An abnormally enlarged heart.
"My boyfriend has a big heart."
"Aww, that's nice. You finally found the one for you!"
"No, he has cardiomegaly. He LITERALLY has a big heart."
"Aww, that's nice. You finally found the one for you!"
"No, he has cardiomegaly. He LITERALLY has a big heart."
Cardiomegaly by Ubeenbamboozledson April 28, 2022