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A Pal For Gary

The absolute WORST episode of Spongebob Squarepants. No questions asked.
"A Pal For Gary" is nightmare-inducingly scary for youngsters, and utterly infuriating for older audiences. SpongeBob's extreme stupidity is at its absolute peak in this episode, and the scene where Puffy Fluffy mutates into a giant sea monster is...pretty terrifying, to say the least!

Plankton Torture Porn 

Like a Squidward Torture Porn, only with Plankton as the victim.
Any Spongebob episode where Plankton is the primary character is bound to be a Plankton Torture Porn.

While they are similar to Squidward Torture Porns, they also have differences. Both Squidward and Plankton are supposed to be "unlikeable" but are actually very popular, for example.

The main difference is that while SOME (very few) STP's are actually entertaining, PTP's are never funny. This is because they didn't start until AFTER the show had hit rock bottom (Seasons 6-7). "One Coarse Meal" is unquestionably the worst PTP and arguably the worst episode in the series alongside "A Pal For Gary".

Squidward Torture Porn

An episode of SpongeBob Squarepants that is entirely focused around making Squidward's life as miserable as possible.
Squidward Torture Porns are among the most reviled episodes of Spongebob. "Good Neighbors", "Ink Lemonade", and "Choir Boys" are generally considered the three worst STP's.

Needs a Hug 

A phrase used to express sympathy for a person who is an emotional train-wreck because they are going through a very hard time in their life.
"What's wrong with Rob?"

"His parents kicked him out of the house because he is an atheist."

"Wow. That really sucks. He needs a hug."
"Right? I wonder how he's doing right now."

Neil Young 

A manchild who removed his songs from Spotify because a podcaster whose political views are different than his was more popular than him.
Neil Young is immature and needs to grow the hell up. Ditto for Joni Mitchell.

Tony Baker 

One of the most underrated comedians of all time.
Tony Baker is known for his hilarious videos where he does voice-overs for various animals (usually cats and dogs).

Cardiomegaly 

An abnormally enlarged heart.
"My boyfriend has a big heart."

"Aww, that's nice. You finally found the one for you!"

"No, he has cardiomegaly. He LITERALLY has a big heart."