Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Squidward Torture Porn
An episode of SpongeBob Squarepants that is entirely focused around making Squidward's life as miserable as possible.
Squidward Torture Porns are among the most reviled episodes of Spongebob. "Good Neighbors", "Ink Lemonade", and "Choir Boys" are generally considered the three worst STP's.
Squidward Torture Porn by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022
Needs a Hug
A phrase used to express sympathy for a person who is an emotional train-wreck because they are going through a very hard time in their life.
"What's wrong with Rob?"
"His parents kicked him out of the house because he is an atheist."
"Wow. That really sucks. He needs a hug."
"Right? I wonder how he's doing right now."
"His parents kicked him out of the house because he is an atheist."
"Wow. That really sucks. He needs a hug."
"Right? I wonder how he's doing right now."
Needs a Hug by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022
Neil Young
A manchild who removed his songs from Spotify because a podcaster whose political views are different than his was more popular than him.
Neil Young by Ubeenbamboozledson May 7, 2022
Tony Baker
Tony Baker is known for his hilarious videos where he does voice-overs for various animals (usually cats and dogs).
Tony Baker by Ubeenbamboozledson May 5, 2022
Cardiomegaly
An abnormally enlarged heart.
"My boyfriend has a big heart."
"Aww, that's nice. You finally found the one for you!"
"No, he has cardiomegaly. He LITERALLY has a big heart."
"Aww, that's nice. You finally found the one for you!"
"No, he has cardiomegaly. He LITERALLY has a big heart."
Cardiomegaly by Ubeenbamboozledson April 28, 2022
Roy Sullivan
A park ranger who was struck by lightning SEVEN times throughout his life, committed suicide after getting friendzoned in his seventies, and then got struck by lightning an eighth time, six feet under.
Roy Sullivan would have been awesome to have as a grandfather. Can you just imagine being able to say that your grandpa is a "Human Lightning Rod"?
Roy Sullivan by Ubeenbamboozledson April 26, 2022
Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness
Sesquipedalian (adj.)
(Of a word) Containing many syllables.
(Of a person) Having an advanced vocabulary.
Loquaciousness (adj.)
(Of a person) Having a tendency to talk a lot; garrulous.
(Of a sentence) Using far more words than necessary; verbose.
Therefore, "Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness" refers to the tendency of a (usually) highly intelligent person to use extremely large words in mass quantities in order to sound more intelligent. Commonly found in chemistry and other ambitious majors.
Done right, it makes the person sound like someone who oughta be respected and paid attention to, because they definitely know what they're talking about.
Done wrong, it makes the person sound condescending and/or pretentious.
(Of a word) Containing many syllables.
(Of a person) Having an advanced vocabulary.
Loquaciousness (adj.)
(Of a person) Having a tendency to talk a lot; garrulous.
(Of a sentence) Using far more words than necessary; verbose.
Therefore, "Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness" refers to the tendency of a (usually) highly intelligent person to use extremely large words in mass quantities in order to sound more intelligent. Commonly found in chemistry and other ambitious majors.
Done right, it makes the person sound like someone who oughta be respected and paid attention to, because they definitely know what they're talking about.
Done wrong, it makes the person sound condescending and/or pretentious.
I started playing Words With Friends with Stephen. Terrible mistake. I should have known his sesquipedalian loquaciousness would give him the advantage. He wipes the floor with me every time!
Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness by Ubeenbamboozledson April 24, 2022