An off day, also referred to as a bad day (and not to be confused with a day off), is a day where you're...not yourself. Maybe you've been a bit down on your luck as of late. Maybe your parents are reminiscing to their friends about that awful/embarrassing thing you did when you were four years old that you've been trying to forget for at least a decade or two. Whatever it is, you're probably going to be very sullen until your life starts showing improvement.
My mate suffers from depression, and he has both good days and off days. One day he'll be just fine -- maybe even a little cheerful if something good has happened -- and then the next day, he'll be very sullen and down in the dumps; when this happens, there's absolutely nothing that can make the metaphorical rain cloud above his head disappear. You just have to wait until the off day runs its course.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 07, 2021
Get the Off Day mug.Diabetes Mellitus, usually known simply as diabetes and sometimes "diabeetus" thanks to Wilford Brimley (R.I.P), is an unfortunately common disorder where the pancreas gets overworked so much that it pretty much calls it quits. The result? Your body no longer has a natural source of insulin. The most common cause is eating like you have free healthcare, which we've all been guilty of at some point.
Before the 1920s rolled around, having diabetes was a death sentence; insulin had not been discovered yet, and the disease would ultimately take you no matter what you did. But since the discovery of insulin, people with diabetes are no longer dead men walking. But managing it is definitely no walk in the park: Insulin is not only very expensive, it's rather painful to put into your body. And you have to do it multiple times a day. It also requires a complete change in your lifestyle (especially your diet), which some people may not take very well. Did we mention that there's 2 types of it as well?
It's commonly associated with Americans due to stereotypes (which are admittedly not far from the truth), although that's not to say it doesn't occur in other places of the world, too. A person who suffers from diabetes is called a "diabetic." Diabetes is incurable.
Before the 1920s rolled around, having diabetes was a death sentence; insulin had not been discovered yet, and the disease would ultimately take you no matter what you did. But since the discovery of insulin, people with diabetes are no longer dead men walking. But managing it is definitely no walk in the park: Insulin is not only very expensive, it's rather painful to put into your body. And you have to do it multiple times a day. It also requires a complete change in your lifestyle (especially your diet), which some people may not take very well. Did we mention that there's 2 types of it as well?
It's commonly associated with Americans due to stereotypes (which are admittedly not far from the truth), although that's not to say it doesn't occur in other places of the world, too. A person who suffers from diabetes is called a "diabetic." Diabetes is incurable.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2021
Get the Diabetes mug.King Harkinian is the King of Hyrule, and also a singer/songwriter best known for his 2008 hit: the novelty song, "Scrub, Scrub, Scrub" (feat. Link, Zelda, Ganon, and others).
The chorus to "Scrub Scrub Scrub" by King Harkinian is as follows:
I'm going to Gamelon, after you've scrubbed all the floors...
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon
Scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning
Scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii!
Scrub, Scrub, Scrub all the floors in my lair
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my house
Scrub, scrub, scrub my warriors in the morning
Scrub, scrub, scrub, my boy!
I'm going to Gamelon, after you've scrubbed all the floors...
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon
Scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning
Scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii!
Scrub, Scrub, Scrub all the floors in my lair
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my house
Scrub, scrub, scrub my warriors in the morning
Scrub, scrub, scrub, my boy!
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 04, 2023
Get the King Harkinian mug."You're completely wrong, but what you said is so stupid that I'm not willing to argue. I'll just let you be wrong."
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 08, 2024
Get the But OK mug.When someone is trying to discreetly do something on purpose to drop a hint that would be rude to say out loud, they'll say "oops" to pretend that it was accidental.
A mom enters a checkout lane with four screaming little brats.
Annoyed, the man standing behind her drops a package of condoms in the woman's cart and says, "Oops!" but he does not remove the package.
Annoyed, the man standing behind her drops a package of condoms in the woman's cart and says, "Oops!" but he does not remove the package.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 28, 2022
Get the Oops mug.Having an overall very negative view of the world, like you've seen it all. See also: cynical, tired, bored, etc.
Being Jaded is usually caused by doing the same things over and over. If you were cursed to live through the exact same day for eternity, you would become jaded. Being jaded is generally associated with being depressed.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 02, 2022
Get the Jaded mug.When you get hit by an attack in-game that CLEARLY missed you. Being hitboxed is a hallmark of bad game design.
It is also called "Hitreg" or "Hitregging", depending on who you ask.
It is also called "Hitreg" or "Hitregging", depending on who you ask.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021
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