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Smile Squad 

A formerly funny group of people who hilariously simulated awkward social issues and people. Nowadays, it has been almost nothing but reposts of videos when Sam Li and de facto leader Kurt Tocci were still in the group, and loads of "What it's like to have a friend from (insert country here)" implying they've run out of ideas and are trying to stay relevant despite this.
Smile Squad was good until Kurt left, and it only got worse when Sam left.
Smile Squad by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022

Solver Squad 

A GMod "Scooby Doo" parody where five guys with very shitty mics roleplay as Scooby-Doo characters that are wheelchair-bound due to an incident where they let Scooby drive the Mystery Machine. Together, they continue to solve mysteries, fighting all the way. Most of the humor comes from them making fun of each other's horrible mic quality, and their extreme troubles navigating maps in a wheelchair, which is typically always difficult or impossible.
Famous scenes from Solver Squad:

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Shaggy: "Like, what's wrong with your face?"
Impostor!Shaggy: "Zonks!"
Shaggy: "Like, that's not what I say, man! I say 'Zoinks!'"
"Stop picking on Shaggy, Shaggy!'
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Velma: (Unintelligible) "A red herring is when there's a clue, but it isn't really a clue, and-" (Unintelligible)
Shaggy: "Like, I can't understand Velma, man!"
Solver Squad by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022
What people say when they realize cartoon Shaggy has skin-colored facial hair.
Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!
ZOINKS by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022

Gentleman's Agreement 

An unwritten agreement between a group of people (usually friends playing a game) to not do something extremely dickish or unfair, no matter how tempting or obvious it may be.
A famous example of a gentleman's agreement is when players would always agree to not use Oddjob in Goldeneye N64, and no one would object.

Christmas Rushing 

Rushing something (usually a video game) in order to release it in time to coincide with a special date (usually Christmas or an anniversary).

The opposite of Development Hell, which is when a game takes forever to be released.
Christmas Rushing is generally a bad thing.

ET (Atari), Sonic 2006, and Action 52 are all examples of games that were Christmas Rushed. Today, they are considered some of the worst video games of all time.

Action 52 is considered the worst example of a rushed game because there really wasn't a reason for it to be rushed. The developer just demanded that the game be made in three months (even THREE YEARS would have been tight), and...well, yes.

However, Christmas Rushing doesn't always end poorly. For example, did you know that Sonic The Hedgehog 3 was rushed? Considering how amazing the game is, you probably couldn't tell by looking.
A formerly popular ASMRtist who deleted all of her social media accounts in utter disgrace after defending a pedophile child groomer and getting brutally called out by her former fans, as well as being exposed as a narcissistic bitch in general.

A very rare case of cancel culture actually being a positive thing, proving that it is not inherently bad.
Fawniva by Ubeenbamboozledson August 20, 2022