by Ubeenbamboozledson May 26, 2024

When a person is confused or stuck on an issue, and another person tries to help them, despite having no idea how to fix their problem themselves.
My friend and I tried to do the math homework together after we were absent for the notes. Coincidentally, the teacher was absent for jury duty that day, and it was like the blind leading the blind for both of us.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 13, 2022

A derogatory term for a realist.
I am not a cynic. I simply expect less of people because I know they will always find a way to disappoint me.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 25, 2021

A phrase used to express sympathy for a person who is an emotional train-wreck because they are going through a very hard time in their life.
"What's wrong with Rob?"
"His parents kicked him out of the house because he is an atheist."
"Wow. That really sucks. He needs a hug."
"Right? I wonder how he's doing right now."
"His parents kicked him out of the house because he is an atheist."
"Wow. That really sucks. He needs a hug."
"Right? I wonder how he's doing right now."
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 08, 2022

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 02, 2022

A gaming term used to refer to when a game suddenly freezes for absolutely no reason whatsoever, forcing a restart.
The term was coined by various Fallout 76 players, as the game is absolutely notorious for doing this.
The term was coined by various Fallout 76 players, as the game is absolutely notorious for doing this.
"Don't worry, I got y- GODDAMMIT!"
"Did you dashboard?"
"Yes..."
"Man, dashboarding sucks. I feel you, man."
"Did you dashboard?"
"Yes..."
"Man, dashboarding sucks. I feel you, man."
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2021

Well it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
You can knock me down, step on my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh honey, lay off of them shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
(Instrumental)
You can burn my house, steal my car
Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh baby, stay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
(Instrumental)
Well, it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, go, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
Well it's blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes (Yeah!)
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, baby
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
Three to get ready, now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
You can knock me down, step on my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh honey, lay off of them shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
(Instrumental)
You can burn my house, steal my car
Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh baby, stay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
(Instrumental)
Well, it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, go, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
Well it's blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes (Yeah!)
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, baby
Blue, blue, blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 31, 2022
