Ubeenbamboozledson's definitions

Cardiomegaly

An abnormally enlarged heart.

"My boyfriend has a big heart."

"Aww, that's nice. You finally found the one for you!"

"No, he has cardiomegaly. He LITERALLY has a big heart."

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 28, 2022

Second-Hand Embarrassment

When you cringe while watching people embarrassing/publicly humiliating themselves, especially when they DON'T deserve it. People who suffer from this are generally empaths, or they may suffer from severe social anxiety.

"I tried to tell my friends that Dave couldn't dance, but they forced him to anyway. I got second-hand embarrassment in the worst way while watching him. By the time I pulled him out, his face was the deepest shade of red imaginable, and it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that he was trying not to cry from embarrassment. We haven't been on speaking terms with those "friends" since that incident."

Moral of the story: Don't force people to do things they're not comfortable with, especially under protest. It may be funny to you, but you've gotta think of other people.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021

Stealer's Wheel

A one-hit-wonder band created by Gerry Rafferty and Joe Egan in 1972. They only lasted about three years before breaking up, although they briefly reunited shortly before Rafferty's death.

Stealer's Wheel is best known for the song "Stuck In The Middle With You" on their self-titled debut album.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2021

Hey Squidward, Wanna Play?

Something Spongebob says before he gets shot.

Patrick Stewart: YOU MF'ERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES!
Spongebob (in the ground): Hey Squidward, wanna play?

Patrick Stewart: *Starts shooting the ground with a pistol*
Spongebob: AAAAAHHHHHH

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022

Plandemic

A term used by right-wing conspiracy theorists who believe that the Coronavirus Disease 2019 Pandemic was 100% intentional.

Plandemic conspiracy theorists often believe that Dr. Anthony Fauci was the one responsible for bringing the virus to America. It sounds ridiculous, but his comment in January 2017 stating that Donald Trump would definitely face an outbreak during his presidency actually gives them a leg to stand on.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 11, 2021

Bob Dylan

A song artist whose only reason for existing is to have his songs covered.

Think of any legendary song from 1965-1985, and there will be a good chance that it is a cover and was originally sung by Bob Dylan.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 29, 2022

I Lagged

A common excuse for when someone has an epic fail moment in a video game. It's frequently ridiculed as being too generic, to the point that people overlook that sometimes it's legit. Some people have crappy internet.

"Why did you do so bad? You're usually pretty good."

"I lagged."

"Ah, I see. I know you don't go easy on anyone, so I knew something was wrong."

"Yes. If I was having an off day I would've just told you that, but it is actually my Internet having an off day..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021