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Ob La Di, Ob La Da 

A very controversial song by The Beatles detailing the relationship of two lovebirds named Desmond and Molly, from when they first met to when they are happily married. Despite being very well-received, the song is often considered one of the worst songs of the 1960's, and was even declared the worst song of all time in a poll. John and George reportedly hated the song, and several others lambasted it for its "lightheartedness."

In the mid-2010's, a parody of the song, titled "Gotta Love Millennials" was released. The parody, as you can probably infer by the titles, is a musical number making fun of millennials.
Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace
Molly is the singer in a band
Desmond says to Molly, "Girl, I like your face"
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand:

Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on

Desmond takes a trolley to the jeweler's store
Buys a twenty carat golden ring
Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door
And as he gives it to her, she begins to sing

Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on

In a couple of years they have built
A home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly Jones

Happy ever after in the market place
Desmond lets the children lend a hand
Molly stays at home and does her pretty face
And in the evening she still sings it with the band

Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on

In a couple of years they have built
A home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly Jones

Happy ever after in the market place
Molly lets the children lend a hand
Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face
And in the evening she's a singer with the band

Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on

Stealer's Wheel 

A one-hit-wonder band created by Gerry Rafferty and Joe Egan in 1972. They only lasted about three years before breaking up, although they briefly reunited shortly before Rafferty's death.
Stealer's Wheel is best known for the song "Stuck In The Middle With You" on their self-titled debut album.

Super Mario Forever 

One of the hardest ROM hacks of Super Mario Brothers ever made. There are only four levels, and every single one of them (except the third one) is its own rage-inducing nightmare that will make you want to throw your keyboard across the room.
Super Mario Forever quickly attracted notoriety when Youtube began to notice it. However, it was dismissed as a Kaizo ripoff shortly afterward and has since fallen off the face of the earth.

Rage Game 

A game that is intentionally made to be as frustrating as possible for masochistic gamers.
I Wanna Be The Guy is the poster child of rage games.
Rage Game by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2021

Plates Of Fate 

An extremely great Roblox game that got demolished by exploiters. It has since been (unofficially) remade by an amazing creator who actually gives a damn about the quality of their games.
In mid-2021, more than one year after the Plates of Fate remake was created, the original creator finally announced that he was shutting the game down because "It is something I am not proud of." He also said that he would be remaking it. But literally no one plays his remake because the game was already remade a year ago. "You Snooze, You Lose!"
Plates Of Fate by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2021

Tower of Hell 

An extremely terrible and overrated Roblox game. This game is concrete proof that a game actually CAN be bad simply because it's too hard.
The saying goes that "Just because a game is hard, doesn't mean it's bad." But Tower of Hell gives that famous saying the middle finger. For Christ's sake, even "I Wanna Be The Guy" has checkpoints!
Tower of Hell by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2021

Becoming Caine 

When a person who uses a fake name actually adopts the name as their legal name.

Named for the British actor Sir Michael Caine. His real name is actually Maurice Micklewhite, Jr. And whenever he tried to go through airport security, the guard would instantly recognize him. "Oh, you're Michael Caine!"

But when Caine would show his passport, which displayed his real name, he would always have to go through the incredibly annoying task of proving that Maurice Micklewhite, Jr. is in fact the same person. Eventually, he got fed up with it and legally changed his name to Michael Caine once and for all.
Becoming Caine doesn't happen very often, but you really can't blame Michael Caine for doing what he did. That would drive anyone mad after awhile.
Becoming Caine by Ubeenbamboozledson November 18, 2021