Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Let's Go Brandon

A family-friendly way of expressing contempt for U.S President Joe Biden.

"Let's Go Brandon" originated from a NASCAR race in mid-2021. During the race, the crowd began to chant "FUCK JOE BIDEN!" When the media covered it, they attempted to convince people that the crowd was saying "Let's Go Brandon," to cheer on one of the racers, Brandon Brown, in a ridiculously bad attempt at damage control. In the weeks that followed, several music artists began to make parodic songs about the ridiculous error. The song "Let's Go Brandon" by rapper Loza Alexander was by far the most successful, becoming the most popular song on iTunes in less than a week. And thus, a legend was born. "Let's Go Brandon" is now a very common phrase uttered by people who strongly disapprove of Joe Biden's job performance.

Let's Go Brandon by Ubeenbamboozledson January 1, 2022

Keep It Together 

A phrase uttered when a person(s) is trying extremely hard to not laugh at an inappropriate time.

DoritoBag!Wildcat: *Turns around, making the sound of a crinkling bag of doritos as he does so*

*Everyone else absolutely loses it*

(Attempt 2)

*Wildcat does the same thing as before*

Wildcat: ALRIGHT MEN! We've been stuck on this god forsaken planet... *shakes bag* FOR FAR TOO LONG!

*Vanoss starts snickering*

Wildcat: ...Keep it together, guys!

*Everyone starts laughing*

Wildcat: We're gonna keep doing this until it's not even remotely funny anymore.

Keep It Together by Ubeenbamboozledson January 1, 2022

Zoinks 

What Shaggy says when he gets spooked.

Zoinks! It's the gay blade!

Zoinks by Ubeenbamboozledson January 1, 2022

The White 100 Jinx 

When an event which receives a lot of hype ends up getting cancelled after something devastating occurs.

In December 2021, people around the world began to prepare for Betty White's 100th birthday the following month. Some people even went so far as to count down the days until she reached 100. But on New Year's Eve, the White 100 Jinx occurred. Betty White unexpectedly died, seventeen days shy of 100, to the shock of all of her fans who were anticipating the great big 100th birthday blowout.

RIP Betty White

January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021

The White 100 Jinx by Ubeenbamboozledson December 31, 2021

Never Trumper 

A person who should logically be supportive of former president Donald Trump, but isn't for some reason.

You might be asking, "Aren't Never Trumpers basically RINOS?" and you would be...mostly right.

Never Trumper by Ubeenbamboozledson December 30, 2021

Trivia Crack

If you're a nerd, you love this game.

If you're friends with a nerd who loves this game, you hate this game.

Trivia Crack. For nerds, and friends of nerds who are masochists.

Trivia Crack by Ubeenbamboozledson December 29, 2021

Fruit Stripe 

A brand of gum which achieved meme status because of how unpopular it is due to the fact that its flavor fades almost instantly after you put it in your mouth.

My patience for other peoples' bullshit lasts about this long: (Insert Fruit Stripe zebra here)

Fruit Stripe by Ubeenbamboozledson December 28, 2021