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Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Thinking Meat 

My brain? You mean my thinking meat.
A formerly popular ASMRtist who deleted all of her social media accounts in utter disgrace after defending a pedophile child groomer and getting brutally called out by her former fans, as well as being exposed as a narcissistic bitch in general.

A very rare case of cancel culture actually being a positive thing, proving that it is not inherently bad.
Fawniva by Ubeenbamboozledson August 20, 2022

Post Sniping 

Post sniping, also known as trade sniping, is the act of intercepting a trade between two parties by suddenly making a different offer, without giving the other party a chance to respond.

Post sniping goes like this:
1. OP posts something they wish to sell or trade
2. Person makes offer on OP's item
3. Before OP responds, a different person asks what the interested person wants for THEIR item, instead of waiting for OP to confirm if they are interested.
Post sniping is a dick move.

Don't be a dick. Wait your turn.
A black cat.
"You wanna see my void? His name is Barry."
"Hell yeah I do."
Void by Ubeenbamboozledson August 17, 2022

I'll See Myself Out 

Something you say before leaving a room after making a really bad pun or joke that has everyone blankly staring at you.
"I was taught to never iron clovers. You don't want to press your luck."
.....
"I'll see myself out."
A word used in a comment section to artificially add a comment(s) to a post, therefore making it appear higher in other people's feed and making people more likely to see it.
Guy: "Yo I'll pay someone $50 to mow my lawn"
(2 hours later)
Guy: "Bump"
Bump by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2022

Strikethrough

A form of text where a word/sentence has a line through it to "censor" it. Usually, strikethrough text contains a sarcastic comment stating the OP's true feelings, although it can also contain a humorous comment or remark.

̶L̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶!̶
Strikethrough is a humorous way to display sarcasm though text.