Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Dyspraxia
A developmental disorder characterized by excessive clumsiness and difficulty with certain activities, such as brushing one's teeth, tying one's shoes, riding a bike, and even exercising. People with dyspraxia are sometimes incapable of driving, and may have difficulty taking care of themselves. However, they are often highly intelligent, which can unfortunately make dyspraxia even worse; this is because they are aware that what they are doing is easy to a "normal" person, so they become frustrated that they cannot do it, and believe they are stupid. The aforementioned issue of taking care of themselves can also make them more prone to health issues.
People with dyspraxia often have shorter lifespans, especially if they have other disorders as well. However, it is possible for a dyspraxic to still lead normal lives; for example, Daniel Radcliffe and Richard Branson are dyspraxic.
Dyspraxia by Ubeenbamboozledson September 7, 2022
JFC
Jesus Fucking Christ - An exclamation of peak exasperation.
Has absolutely nothing to do with a man who (supposedly) rose from the dead having sexual intercourse with himself.
Has absolutely nothing to do with a man who (supposedly) rose from the dead having sexual intercourse with himself.
Remember when Urban Dictionary wasn't a left wing echo chamber that was also littered with immature 12-year-olds writing idiotic sexual definitions that make zero sense?
JFC, how this site has fallen
JFC, how this site has fallen
JFC by Ubeenbamboozledson September 7, 2022
Smile Squad
A formerly funny group of people who hilariously simulated awkward social issues and people. Nowadays, it has been almost nothing but reposts of videos when Sam Li and de facto leader Kurt Tocci were still in the group, and loads of "What it's like to have a friend from (insert country here)" implying they've run out of ideas and are trying to stay relevant despite this.
Smile Squad by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022
Solver Squad
A GMod "Scooby Doo" parody where five guys with very shitty mics roleplay as Scooby-Doo characters that are wheelchair-bound due to an incident where they let Scooby drive the Mystery Machine. Together, they continue to solve mysteries, fighting all the way. Most of the humor comes from them making fun of each other's horrible mic quality, and their extreme troubles navigating maps in a wheelchair, which is typically always difficult or impossible.
Famous scenes from Solver Squad:
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Shaggy: "Like, what's wrong with your face?"
Impostor!Shaggy: "Zonks!"
Shaggy: "Like, that's not what I say, man! I say 'Zoinks!'"
"Stop picking on Shaggy, Shaggy!'
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Velma: (Unintelligible) "A red herring is when there's a clue, but it isn't really a clue, and-" (Unintelligible)
Shaggy: "Like, I can't understand Velma, man!"
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Shaggy: "Like, what's wrong with your face?"
Impostor!Shaggy: "Zonks!"
Shaggy: "Like, that's not what I say, man! I say 'Zoinks!'"
"Stop picking on Shaggy, Shaggy!'
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Velma: (Unintelligible) "A red herring is when there's a clue, but it isn't really a clue, and-" (Unintelligible)
Shaggy: "Like, I can't understand Velma, man!"
Solver Squad by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022
Gentleman's Agreement
An unwritten agreement between a group of people (usually friends playing a game) to not do something extremely dickish or unfair, no matter how tempting or obvious it may be.
A famous example of a gentleman's agreement is when players would always agree to not use Oddjob in Goldeneye N64, and no one would object.
Gentleman's Agreement by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022
Christmas Rushing
Rushing something (usually a video game) in order to release it in time to coincide with a special date (usually Christmas or an anniversary).
The opposite of Development Hell, which is when a game takes forever to be released.
The opposite of Development Hell, which is when a game takes forever to be released.
Christmas Rushing is generally a bad thing.
ET (Atari), Sonic 2006, and Action 52 are all examples of games that were Christmas Rushed. Today, they are considered some of the worst video games of all time.
Action 52 is considered the worst example of a rushed game because there really wasn't a reason for it to be rushed. The developer just demanded that the game be made in three months (even THREE YEARS would have been tight), and...well, yes.
However, Christmas Rushing doesn't always end poorly. For example, did you know that Sonic The Hedgehog 3 was rushed? Considering how amazing the game is, you probably couldn't tell by looking.
ET (Atari), Sonic 2006, and Action 52 are all examples of games that were Christmas Rushed. Today, they are considered some of the worst video games of all time.
Action 52 is considered the worst example of a rushed game because there really wasn't a reason for it to be rushed. The developer just demanded that the game be made in three months (even THREE YEARS would have been tight), and...well, yes.
However, Christmas Rushing doesn't always end poorly. For example, did you know that Sonic The Hedgehog 3 was rushed? Considering how amazing the game is, you probably couldn't tell by looking.
Christmas Rushing by Ubeenbamboozledson August 31, 2022