703 definitions by USAF Cadet

face-paint

To face-paint a guy, a dude gives a fellow cadet gay bukkake - splashing his nut-juice all over the cadet's face.

They want to give me gay bukkake and face-paint me!

by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021

jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a cum-buddy.

Matt is my favorite jerk-mate!

by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021

jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.

Other than Matt, Brad is one of my favorite jerk-mates.

by USAF Cadet June 18, 2021

scat

scat is the sexual act of eating another guy's shit - preferably warm and just coming out of his asshole.

Some guys get off by scat - eating warm shit right from another dude's shit-hole!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie !

Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie ! is a term used to tell a guy to jack off.

Why don't you you just Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie !

by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021

point & shoot

point & shoot is what my cadet roomie, Matt, tells me to do when he wants me to cum when he's jacking me off.

Matt said "point & shoot" when I was about to blow my load -- I did and I had an awesome rope-gasm!

by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020

naked scuba suck-gasm

A naked scuba suck-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when his diving buddy sucks his dick and gives him an under-water blowjob and cumgasm.

My cadet roomie, Matt, went scuba-diving, and I gave him an under-water naked scuba suck-gasm and swallowed it!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021