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squirter

A squirter is a guy who squirts his cum at least two feet when he gets jacked off and has a cumgasm.
Matt and I are both squirters - we both usually paint the wall when we have jack-off cumgasms!
by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021
mugGet the squirtermug.

chop some wood

To chop some wood means to jack off.
I told the other guys, "Hey dudes - I gotta go chop some wood - wanna cum?"
by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021
mugGet the chop some woodmug.

FratX Night

FratX Night is an event that the guys in my pod (6) hold once a month, where we all watch a FraternityX porn video and do whatever the guys in the vid are doing.
We had a FratX Night last weekend, but the other cadets always want to make me the "center of attention" -- they take turns spit-roasting me and make me swallow all their cum!
by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021
mugGet the FratX Nightmug.

Wonder-Bed Cumgasm

A Wonder-Bed Cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood and blows his load all over his bed.
I woke up with morning wood, so I gave myself a Wonder-Bed Cumgasm!
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
mugGet the Wonder-Bed Cumgasmmug.

hand-job deluxe

A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.
I love it when Matt gives me a hand-job deluxe!
by USAF Cadet January 5, 2021
mugGet the hand-job deluxemug.

night water

I woke up and my bed was wet and sticky -- I must have spilt my night water!
by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020
mugGet the night watermug.

fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm

A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the stoned on Maui Wowie, popper-bating, kind of orgasm a guy has when he masturbates with a fleshlight like I'm going to do tonight.
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
mugGet the fleshlight cum-rush cumgasmmug.

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