A raging boner is the hard-on I got when several other cadets gave me a spit-roast deluxe after they made me take 300mg of Viagra when I didn't need it.
I had a raging boner for five hours after they made me take Viagra and spit-roasted me in the cadet showers at the gym -- I had four cumgasms, several dry-gasms, and I'm cum-drunk!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
Get the raging bonermug. A gorf is an old fat and flabby man with fake blond hair, orange skin, pursey lips, and a fat neck who shits in his tasteless gold bathtub and bites at his own cum-bubbles and then goes out to cheat at golf.
by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020
Get the gorfmug. by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
Get the put a smile on his facemug. pillow-case cum stains are the tell-tale ivory-colored remainders of cumgasms that a guy gets all over his wonder-pillow when he fucks it and blows his load.
When I was a teenager, my Mom asked me what the stains were on my pillow-case -- I didn't tell her they were pillow-case cum-stains -- I told her they must be slobber stains of mine made when I was asleep!
by USAF Cadet September 08, 2021
Get the pillow-case cum-stainsmug. tongue-fuck means for a guy to fuck a dude's butt-hole with his tongue as deeply as he can - trying to make the guy have a cumgasm - the dude may or may not be jacking off or sucking a dick.
That dude has such a cute boy-hole, why don't you have him suck your dick while I tongue-fuck his asshole until he cums!
by USAF Cadet March 17, 2021
Get the tongue-fuckmug. I was taking care of my morning wood and then I reached the Point-of-No-Return and blew my load everywhere!
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
Get the Point-of-No-Returnmug. A pool-jet cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he holds the head of his dick in front of a pool-jet until he shoots his splooge underwater.
by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020
Get the pool-jet cumgasmmug.