USAF Cadet 's definitions

squirter

A squirter is a guy who squirts his cum at least two feet when he gets jacked off and has a cumgasm.

Matt and I are both squirters - we both usually paint the wall when we have jack-off cumgasms!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

chop some wood

To chop some wood means to jack off.

I told the other guys, "Hey dudes - I gotta go chop some wood - wanna cum?"

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

FratX Night

FratX Night is an event that the guys in my pod (6) hold once a month, where we all watch a FraternityX porn video and do whatever the guys in the vid are doing.

We had a FratX Night last weekend, but the other cadets always want to make me the "center of attention" -- they take turns spit-roasting me and make me swallow all their cum!

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

Wonder-Bed Cumgasm

A Wonder-Bed Cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood and blows his load all over his bed.

I woke up with morning wood, so I gave myself a Wonder-Bed Cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020

hand-job deluxe

A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.

I love it when Matt gives me a hand-job deluxe!

by USAF Cadet January 5, 2021

night water

night water is a wet dream

I woke up and my bed was wet and sticky -- I must have spilt my night water!

by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020

fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm

A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the stoned on Maui Wowie, popper-bating, kind of orgasm a guy has when he masturbates with a fleshlight like I'm going to do tonight.

I need a fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020