e-stim

e-stim is the application of electric shocks to a guy's cock, balls, tits, and asshole to force him to have an electro-gasm.
Some of my roomies bought an electro-sex kit, and they used it on me -- using e-stim on my c-spot and nut-sack, they made me cum five times and I also had multiple dry-gasms!
by USAF Cadet July 29, 2021
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shit the bed

shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.
My boyfried fucked me in the ass, and I shit the bed -- he made me eat the turd!
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
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Cum-dumpty tRumpty

Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the delusional shower-scum-sucker who believes he's going to be re-instated as President in August -- hahahahaha.
Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the King of Fools -- he just wants to stay out of jail!
by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021
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A Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag is a device used in some S&M scenes. A pronged steel cock-ring is inserted into a bottom's mouth and fastened with a leather strap. He's blindfolded and handcuffed and his mouth is now ready for use. After being given 300mg of the boner-maker drug, Viagra, Boy may be forced to wear a cock-cage, leather ball-stretcher and puppy-dog tail
Once, I went to a leather bath-house with Matt, and somebody drugged me and I passed out! When I woke up, several dudes fucked me through the Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag they forced me to wear, and I heard Matt talking, he had fucked my mouth too because I recognized his dick-shape and cum-taste when he shot his load down my throat - I blew my wad through the cock-cage they had on me and they made me lick it up!
by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021
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cumplosion

A cumplosion is an explosive cumshot.
Matt jacked me off and I had a cumplosion!
by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021
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butt-pussy

butt-pussy is a guy's asshole.
When I was a teenager, chicken-hawks were always trying to get into my butt-pussy!
by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021
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squeeze & shake

squeeze & shake is what most guys do to their dicks when they're done taking a piss.
I always squeeze & shake when I finish taking a piss so I won't get a wet spot on my pants.
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
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