Dragon Egg

A Dragon Egg is an egg-shaped vibrating butt-plug that a guy sticks up his ass and then masturbates with until he has a fleshlight- cumgasm.
Shit -- If you keep that Dragon Egg in my ass, I'm going to have a vibro-gasm!
by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020
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Locktoberfest

Locktoberfest is the entire month of October when, for those observing it, guys have to lock up their dick in a cock cage that prevents them from getting a boner.
Tomorrow is the beginning of Locktoberfest, and Matt wants me to wear a cock-cage for the whole month!
by USAF Cadet September 30, 2021
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because it feels awesome!

because it feels awesome! -- the reason young guys like to jack off.
I'm gonna beat off again -- because it feels awesome!
by USAF Cadet March 16, 2021
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double-dick face-fuck

A double-dick face-fuck is a sexual activity that three guys can engage in. Two guys face-fuck another dude with their dicks in his mouth at the same time and try to have cumgasms so they can feel each other's cumshots.
I got double-dick face-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!
by USAF Cadet July 27, 2021
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can-job

A can-job is a jack-off session and cumgasm a guy has while sitting on the toilet.
I probably have done thousands of can-jobs since I leaned how to make myself cum!
by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
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His Imminence

His Imminence is the irresistible urge to jack off and have a cumgasm that a guy sometimes gets when he feels he's really, really got to cum -- so he says , "Excuse me, but I have to go take care of His Imminence."
Sometimes, I just have to go take care of His Imminence!
by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
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night-water cum

night-water cum is the splooge that several cadets leave in the glass of water you keep on your nightstand after they jack off into it.
When I wake up in the morning, I always have night-water cum in my glass and the taste of my roomies' jizz in my mouth!
by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021
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